Weaponized Love!

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One afternoon, F/n was seen in the living room with Ruby and Yang and their kids, James and Sapphire. The young adults were playing Street Fighter 5 together with F/n having a constant winning streak against the two. Then after another match...

Ruby:*collapses* No way! WHY!?

Yang:*to F/n* How do you keep winning!? What is your secret!?

F/n:Hey, I'm just a (favorite/SF character) main. You just gotta master him/her. Easy as that, baby.

F/n then pet them both for affection before getting up to go to the kitchen. Fixing a glass of (insert favorite drink here), he then sat in the kitchen to dive into his pool of thought.

F/n:*Thus far, me and the others already taken down aliens in Atlas and slayed one of my girlfriends demons in Vale. What would happen in Shade and Mistral?

Then, he felt somebody tap his shoulder. Turning around, he saw his girlfriends human weapons.

F/n:Oh, hey. Do you all need something?

Rose:Yeah, we wanted to ask you something.

F/n:Well, go on and fire.

Rose:We were wondering if that...

Ember:If you wanted to go on a date with us!

The others glared at Ember, who just shrugged and smirked.

Ember:What? It's the truth.

F/n:A date?

Myrtenaster:Yes. Wouldn't that be nice?

F/n:That depends. Do you think my girlfriends would approve?

Gambol:We spoke to them about this.

F/n:And they said?

Ember:They said they were cool with it.

Myrtenaster:No, they didn't. They said they didn't mind as long as they were the main ones getting the most love.

F/n:Hmm...okay. What's the harm? Let's get going.

F/n put the glass in the dishwasher before leaving the kitchen with the four.

F/n:*calls out* Hey, girls! I'm going out with Rose, Myrtenaster, Gambol, and Ember.

RWBY(in unison):Have fun!

F/n then left the mansion with the four humanized weapons.

<<==>>Timeskip<<==>>

F/n was later seen sitting outside an ice cream parlor with the four humanized weapons.

F/n:Yeah, and Ruby just smacked Blake with her book, calling it "filth". It was just raunchy and I don't see why she was reading it anyway.

Gambol:What was the name of that book again?

F/n:Ninjas of Love.

Gambol:Oh...now I remember. That shit was raunchy as hell.

F/n:Hey, listen. I just wanna say how cool it is having you four around. Never thought I would have four humanized weapons as partners, which is really cool yet damaging to my pride since I created you four.

Ember:*chuckles* Can you possibly be any more of a sweetheart, F/n?

Myrtenaster:One of the many reasons why I'm glad Weiss met you in the first place.

RGE(in unison):Same for Ruby/Blake/Yang.

F/n:*blushes a bit* Hehe, thanks. I have no idea what my life would be like if I never met those four from the start.

The five then finished their ice cream and began to walk down the street. On their way down...

Rose:Hey, F/n. Hold on.

F/n:What's up?

Ember:Listen...we have something we've been meaning to tell you for a long time.

F/n:Go on.

Myrtenaster:First off, we want to thank you for giving us a great life with you and the others.

F/n:Well, it was for the best. You all are as human as anyone else now.

Myrtenaster:Right. That being said...

???:HEY, YOU!

They all stopped and saw multiple White Fang goons aiming their weapons at them.

F/n:Can I help you all?

WF Goon #2:Hell yeah! You and your damn friends killed our great commander, Adam! With no remorse!

F/n:So? Who's to say he doesn't deserve it?

WF Goon #3:We're here to make you pay...by killing you all!

F/n:*nods* Okay then.

F/n looked at Myrtenaster and nodded to her. She returned the gesture and summoned a large glyph underneath the goons. Then, a glacier of ice appeared killed some of the goons.

WF Goon #2:YOU BASTARDS! KILL THEM ALL!

F/n:*looks towards RMGE* You all know the drill. *creates an energy greatsword*

RMGE(in unison):Right.

They all then took out their weapons before they all charged at the goons before the screen froze on them.

<<==>>Timeskip<<==>>

The shot then cuts to show all the goons dead and F/n showed standing victoriously with his girlfriends humanized weapons.

F/n:And to think they would at least provide SOME sort of training to their goons.

Ember:Hm, you do have a good point. Guess they don't care for the "lower-ranking" Faunus.

F/n:*nods* Right. Let's go home now.

With that, the five went home.

<<==>>Timeskip<<==>>

F/n was seen watching TV alone before...

Rose:Hey, F/n?

F/n:Hey.

Rose:Listen, we were meaning to say this earlier before those White Fang bastards interrupted us.

F/n:Go ahead and tell me.

Myrtenaster:To put it simple, we all...

Ember:We love you a lot. We all do.

The other three glared at Ember again yet she just smirked and laughed.

Ember:No point in lying. We've been talking about this for a while anyway.

F/n:So you all really do?

Gambol:Yeah...besides, Blake gets real love from you and I want that type of love too.

RME(in unison):Me too.

F/n closed his eyes and smiled.

F/n:Alright...if that's what you all want. I'll show you all the same love I give my four girlfriends. *Or rather future fiancées.*

F/n stood up and kissed them all. Then as they were blushing...

He saw RWBY watching nearby and..






They gave him a thumbs-up, which made him smile and nod as the screen then faded to black.

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