Okay, I'm stalling just please don't leave this book if you've been reading this from the start 🙏.

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Everest who has trouble shipping when it comes to the Miraculous love square: *Sees some content about Lukadrien might be canon*

Everest: *inhales sharply*

Everest: WHYYYYYY

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Sophie: Hey Ev-

Everest, a mess: I DON'T HAVE TIME. GOTTA FINISH DRAWING MY FINALLY REDESIGNED OCS

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Everest: I'm going to sing a song :)

Everest: Miraculous~ Simply the best~
Up to the test-

Someone: I hate miraculous.

Everest: YEET *throws the person to Antarctica*

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Everest: Jana.

Everest: Jana.

Everest: JANAAAA!!! WAKE UP!!!

Everest: THAT'S IT, I'M REPLACING YOU WITH LUNA-CHAN

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Everest when she sees Chat Blanc: Wow, he looks like me and Len's child.

Ryuto: Please stop.

(Why? cause he's blonde and his color scheme changed from black and green to white and blue)

Everest: I CAN'T.

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Everest: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SHIPPING RINXLEN?! I KNOW THEY'RE NOT TWINS, BUT THEY'RE NOT LOVERS EITHER.

THEY LOOK TOO SIMILAR, THEY LITTERALLY HAVE THE SAME SURNAME.

IT'S LIKE SHIPPING RYUNA WITH RYUTO—

Ryuto:*walks out of the room with Ryuna*

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Everest: You know what I'm wondering?

Luna-chan: What?

Everest: If Sonic was meant to be with Sally, then why bother making a new female protagonist who simps for Sonic and is put in modern shows?
She even looks more deserving than Sally.

Luna-chan:

Everest: I mean,the Archie Comics is the main thing right? And Sally is considered as the main female love interest for Sonic. Like, she's supposed to be the female lead and not Amy. Guess Sega loves to give Sonic a harem.

Everest: Let's see how many girls he has. SALLY, AMY,ELISE,MINA,BUNNIE FIONA, SARA, OH MY GOD, HE'S OVERLY ATTRACTIVE

Luna-chan: You need therapy.

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