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Brisk: (sees spider)
Spider: (crawls around)
Brisk: (grabs book) DIE!!!!! (Squashes it) perfect
More spiders: (comes at his feet)
Brisk: O_O....(calls exterminator)
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Amber: (senses something under her bed) what the- (sees spider)
Spider: (looks at her with red eyes)
2 seconds later
Amber: (already packed her stuff and ready to move to a different house)
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Shade: (walks on sidewalk and sees spider)
Spider: (just crawls)
Shade: (shrugs and walks off)
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Maesi: (washing her face) (sees spider)
Spider: (looks at her)
Maesi: (eyes widen and calls for support)
3 minutes later
Shade: (sees spider) serious?
Maesi: (lashing onto him like a monkey) yes, kill it!
Shade: (sighs and flings it across the room into the trash can)
Maesi: my hero! (Kisses his cheek)
Shade: I don't get paid enough for this
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Xena: (at Shade's house sleeping on the couch cause she was too lazy to go home) (sees spider)
Spider: (crawls around)
Xena: (goes to her uncle's room and grabs his gun not caring if he gets mad or not she gotta kill this fucker) Surprise mother fucker!
Spider: (looks at gun)
Xena: BURN IN HELL! (Shoots it)
Spider: (dies)
Xena: YES! (Accidentally shoots the ceiling) O_O...I'm pretty sure no ones gonna notice that right...(runs away)
1 hour later
Ghost: (comes home to find two guns shots. One on the floor, one on the ceiling) (knows exactly who it was and facepalmed) I'm gonna get that girl one day
Xena: (in his room softly putting the gun down) don't tell anyone about this (turns around to see her uncle)
Ghost: (crossed arms) should I even ask what happen?
Xena: uhhhhhh...spider?
Ghost: (just given up on life)
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