(HimeOfShyness )

Brisk: (starts the chat)

Maesi: Hey Brisk

Brisk: Hey cousin

Maesi: Whatcha doing

Brisk: sitting in my room with my sister. She's messing with my stuff

Xena: So can I have your video games when you get to college

Brisk: NO!

Xena: 🥺

Brisk: 😑

Maesi: 🤣

Brisk: haha very funny

Amber: (enters chat) Hey guys

Maesi: Amber you made it

Amber: Finally got off work. Whatcha doing

Maesi: Brisk is trying to start a video call

Brisk: I'm gonna do something super awesome that my dad is gonna freak

Maesi: Lemme guess, another prank?

Brisk: Yep

Amber: 😒 Whatcha gonna do this time

Brisk: you'll see~ 😏

Shade: It seems I have arrived just in time for the drama

Maesi: Alright the whole gangs here

Brisk: Not everyone

Amber: Who's left?

Brisk: 😅

Amber: O_O No!

Maesi: No!

Shade: Absolutely not.

Brisk: Come on guys it's just for a little bit.

Shade: My dad's not even gonna talk.

Brisk: Please?

Shade:....(invites the entire family)

Maesi: Oh no.

Amber: 5 bucks if Uncle MC calls first

Shade: 10 goes for Uncle Swift.

Amber: Deal

Xena: you sure about this Brisk?

Brisk: It's all part of the plan.

MM: HELLO MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!

Maesi: MOM! O///////O

Brisk: Well that was fast

MM: Happy Thanksgiving.

Brisk: You too Auntie MM

Xena: Hi Auntie

Shade: Hey Auntie

Amber: Here come the Marvel jokes

Maesi: May Chadwick Rest In Peace

Brisk: So where's everyone else

MM: Oh your uncle will be here-

MC: IM HERE!

MM: -soon

Shade: Well this is the life of the party

Brisk: Someone else should be coming right about....

Rebel: AMBER!

Amber: Uh oh

Brisk: now

Amber: Yes dad?

Rebel: Why did you leave the dishes out again

Amber: Zoom call. Plus it's Thanksgiving

Shade: She's got a point. Where's auntie-

Amber: NO! Don't you dare speak her name!

Maesi: Why?

Amber: She'll always complain about something.

MM: That's your mother for yeah. And I lived with her for over 20 years.

Brisk: You're saying she'll come at any moment?

Amber: Yes.

Xena: So if anyone says-

Amber: Yes Xena.

Xena: okay

Brisk: So Shade, where's auntie Ghoul

Shade: She's on an earon. She'll be back soon.

Brisk: and your dad

Ghost: is right here

Shade: (Facepalm)

Amber: Hey uncle Ghost!

Ghost: Hello favorite.

Maesi. DID HE JUST SAY FAVORITE!😡😡😡😡

Brisk: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW SIR-

Ghost: Calm down I was joking.

Rebel: Don't joke about favorites when it comes to the kids

Ghost: Dually noted.

Xena: (hides)

Brisk: Xena, what're you doing?

Ghost: Where's your sister?

Brisk: Currently under my work desk. Why?

Ghost: Where's the money for my ceiling

Shade: Yeah I've been meaning to ask what did happen to the ceiling?

Ghost: Ask your cousin.

Xena: (shows herself) Hey uncle

Ghost: (clears throat) care to explain?

Xena:...spider

Maesi: Well that's a good reason

Amber: Spiders are the worst

Brisk: I found a bunch of them behind my dresser one time so we had to call the exterminator.

Shade: Damn

Ghost: Language

Shade: Says the guy who was found drunk in a-

Ghost: Say one word and I'll ground you for a month.

Shade: 😑

MC: That must've been a lot

Brisk: You think? I had to buy another set of clothes. And I don't even have my pjs yet.

Everyone: (silent)

Brisk:....let's pretend I never said that

Everyone: Agreed

Ghoul: Did I miss anything

Maesi: MY FAVORITE!

Ghost: I thought we said no favorites

Maesi: Hush hush child

Ghost: I'm 46, you're 15.

Maesi: Exactly, child.

Ghost: (Facepalm) You're just like your mom

MM: I wasn't that annoying.

Rebel: Yes you were

MM: Oh really, how.

Brisk: I remember that one time where you put a Pennywise poster on my dad's toilet. He had to use mine for a whole week.

Amber: and the aftermath?

Brisk: Let's just say never give a turtle Taco Bell at 3am.

Ghoul: Oh boy. A whole week?

Xena: Yep. It was horrible. (Shivers)

Brisk: (pats her shoulder)

Ghoul: Speaking of your dad, where is he?

Brisk: Don't know really.

Quick: He's with your Aunt Rogue.

Amber: OH NO!

Shade: Not good.

Quick: What?

Brisk: She's coming.

Rogue: Hello my nieces and nephews. I'd pinch your cheeks if I could.

Shade/Maesi/Brisk/Xena/Amber: -///////-

Xena: Auntie, it's Covid

Rogue: I know, but once it's over...

Amber: please let this day end

Swift: Hey everyone, sorry I'm late.

Xena: Where've you been.

Swift: You know where I should be, drinking with my homies at my favorite bar but nooooo I'm stuck having to do earons for my 2 kids.

Xena/Brisk: HEY!

Maesi: We're not that expensive

Rebel: I beg to differ.

Ghost: you all were expensive the moment you were born.

Amber: Really?

MC: It's true. I gave up one of my bats for Maesi right here

Maesi: I stole it back for you

MC: Yeah, you did

Maesi: You're welcome btw

Brisk: Anyway, dad I have something to tell you

Swift: and that is?

Brisk: If you gimme 50 bucks....

Everyone: ....

Brisk: I'll tell you who mom sleeps with while you're gone

Everyone: WHAT!?

Amber: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

Ghost: Quick wouldn't do that.

Quick: Why would you think that?

Swift: is this true?

Quick: no it's not.

Brisk: Gimme the bucks.

Swift: ......(concerned and gives him the money with Wells Fargo) Now tell me.

Quick: (sad)

MC: Yeah I wanna beat up somebody tonight.

Brisk: Ready?

Everyone: Yep.

Brisk: It's me.

Everyone:......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Swift: WHAT?!

Quick: OMG 😂😂

Brisk: That's right dad, it's me.

Xena: And me.

Swift: You all are savages.

Brisk/Xena: We know

Swift: I can't believe I actually thought-

Brisk: Dad if there was somebody, I would've told you in private.

Ghost: he's got a point. 😂

Amber: Wait, did you only call us just to see our reaction!?

Xena: Pretty much.

Maesi: 😂 well your comment just made my day.

Shade: 😂😂😂😂 I've never laughed so much in my life

Ghoul: How do you feel Swift?

Swift: Like I just lost a bet to my own son

MM: Well you kinda did.

Rogue: Welp, there goes another stash of money out of your account

Swift: -_- give it back

Brisk:.....uh that's gonna be a problem

Swift: DID TOU ALREADY SPEND IT!?

Brisk: Yep. Got Xena a plushie and for me, Mario Odyssey.

Swift:....you are so dead when I get home.