Episode 1: Boba Fett vs Samus Aran

Welcome to the first episode of Death Battle!

Boba Fett and Star Wars belongs to Disney.

Samus and Metroid belongs to Nintendo.

Death Battle belongs to ScrewAttack.

Netflix and Music belongs to their respective owners.

I own NONE of the Copyright.

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(As Luke pressed play on the remote, they see and react to an advertisement video.)

After the advertisement of Netflix was over, a metal wall covered in blood with spikes sticking out of the ground with chains hanging from the ceiling. Then, the name says it all: Death Battle.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

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Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.

Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.

Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!

Wiz: I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: Which of these two warriors would win... a Death Battle.

(This actually really gave the squaddies' attention and interest when they heard the two greatest bounty hunters will be facing each other to the death. Who will win? Aang, Ben, Danny and Star were excited about the fights, Kitty and Jake was slightly intrigued, Kim and Luke were interested of their skills, and both Juniper, Robin and Steven were interested in how these warriors are compared to them.)

(Here comes our first contestant!)

Boba Fett

(*Cues: Star Wars IV - The Death Star/The Stormtroopers*)

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Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.

(Some of the squaddies were starting to like this guy, especially Luke.)

Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.

Kim: "That's interesting."

Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.

Danny: "Damn, that's badass!" [Ben nodded next to him]

(Not a lot of people can survive an explosion to the face, yet this hunter just shrugged and walks it off. Kitty liked how the armor can shrug off damage like it's nothing.)

Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles.

Ben: "Awesome!"

Wiz: His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.

(After Wiz said that, the squaddies turned towards Ben who was focusing on the TV until he noticed they were looking at him.)

Ben: "Why are you looking at me like that!?"

(Everyone chuckled before focusing back on watching the episode.)

Boomstick: Yeah, I do that with my guns, too...

Wiz: That's... not weird at all, Boomstick.

(Some squaddies facepalmed at this.)

Wiz: Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry.

Boomstick: Well, everybody and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing heading your way.

Aang: "That's a really cool thing to have."

Juniper: "Yeah, but imagine trying to get down or crash into the ground while flying those things."

Jenny: "True, but I already got my jetpack installed inside me thanks to mom."

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human Swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians, and Jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader... twice.

Boomstick: Holy shit, that is hardcore!

Robin: "Hmm, something tells me that this "Darth Vader" guy is going to be a serious problem for us in the future."

(Everyone nodded at him, as they too think that Darth Vader is going to very interesting the next time they'll learn later in these episodes.)

Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.

Boomstick: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.

Kim: [mumbles to herself] "That's quite an impressive feat for someone who is young."

Steven: "Agreed."

Wiz: But with all his awesomeness, every so often Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around looking for snacks.

Luke: [facepalms] "Seriously?"

Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!

(This got the squaddies' concerned as they don't want to think about what it's like to get eaten by a large tentacled creature in the sand that they were seeing before their eyes where Fett is getting devoured by that thing. It looked terrifying.)

Star: "How on earth does he or anyone get out of that?!"

(The others didn't respond since some were scared and speechless to answer Star's question.)

Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.

Darth Vader: "No disintegration."

Boba Fett: "As your wish."

(With that done, the squaddies somewhat liked Boba Fett despite his lame flaws, and some even respected him of assassinating politicians. Ben, Danny, Kitty and Robin liked his weaponry, Luke and Kim were impressed with his armor's capabilities, and others liked how he was able to match an older fighter like Mace at 12.)

(Now, here comes our second contestant!)

Samus Aran

(*Cues: Lower Norfair - Super Metroid*)

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Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.

Boomstick: How do they do that?! I want me some bird DNA!

Ben: [chuckles] "Kinda like me when I transform into Four Arms."

Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.

Robin: "That's a neat armor to wear."

Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude...

(Some of the boys chuckled at that comment, except for the girls.)

Wiz: Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.

Danny: "That really sucks..."

Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, it'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Whoop!

Ben and Danny: "Awesome!"

Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.

Kitty: "Impressive."

Wiz: Samus controls the skies with a powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.

(Luke and Kim found the Morph Ball interesting for its unique abilities. Ben wanted to do a ScrewAttack to rip anyone to shreds.)

Boomstick: What the f-?! How does she do that?

Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.

Luke: "And to Kitty, Cat DNA."

(Kitty blushed when Luke said that.)

Boomstick: Samus also has a freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!

Steven: "Sounds very dangerous to carry around."

Robin: "As long as she's very careful with it, she'll be fine."

Ben: "Yes! More epic firepower!"

Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species.

(The squaddies were impressed of Samus's capabilities against those odds. But they shiver in dread when they saw the Metroid's hideous appearance.)

Wiz: However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.

Luke: "Well, it's a video game. You gotta pick up power-ups and learn new skills to even the odds, right?"

(Everyone nodded at Luke's statement.)

Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.

Juniper: [livid] "Did he just make a sexist comment?"

(Kim, Jenny and Kitty heard it and starts leaking out dark auras around them. Some of the boys moved back as they were intimidated by this, and Luke felt it and didn't flinch as he was also mad that Boomstick made a sexist comment at Samus.)

Samus: Time to go.

(Aside from the comment, Samus Aran is definitely agile and fast, and brave enough to take impossible missions and fought dangerous beasts on every planet she's been on during her adventures. And her weapons are versatile to even the odds.)

Wiz: The combatants are set. Time to end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barrel, bazooka shotgun. Thanks to Netflix.

(While the advertisement was showing, the squaddies began to vote on who would win this fight.)

Kim: "I would go for Samus. She is clearly agile enough to avoid Boba's attacks."

Jenny: "I agree with Kim here. Samus is definitely going to win this match."

Ben: "I'm going for Boba since he's cool-looking."

Danny: "I'll go with Boba as well."

Robin: "Same here."

Steven: "I'm all for Samus here."

Jake: "Me too."

Aang: "Me three."

Star: "Me four."

Kitty: "Samus is definitely my vote."

Luke: "Samus is definitely going to win this fight."

(Samus got 7 votes and Boba got 3 votes. That means Samus wins. Let's see and find out, shall we?)

Boomstick: "It's time for a Death Battle!"

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Death Battle starts with Samus who is shown to be flying through space in her spaceship. However, Boba Fett's ship, the Slave I, shoots at her ship, throwing it out of orbit and landing on Earth, where it crash lands somewhere in the middle of a futuristic city. Samus gets out of her ship and Fett hovers down to the where Samus landed.

(The squaddies were tense as they were going to see who is the best bounty hunter.)

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(*Cues: Star Wars V - Attacking a Star Destroyer*)

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Samus shoots her Power Beams, that fade out almost instantly, not even reaching her opponent.

(Kitty facepalmed at that before seeing what happened next.)

Fett counters with a few shots from his blaster, but Samus jumps in the air, firing a missile at Fett, which hits. When she lands, Fett hits her with his flamethrower. When Samus jumps back and shoots another missile, Fett flies up using his jet pack. However, Samus goes after him using her Screw Attack and eventually hits him, which forces him to the ground.

Danny: "Alright, now we're talking!"

(*Cues: Star Wars IV - Imperial Attacks*)

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When Samus lands, Fett shoots missiles at her. He then fires his anti-vehicle homing missile, which Samus escapes by going into Morph Ball mode and escaping through a doorway.

Robin: "Clever."

Fett cautiously creeps toward the doorway as Samus sneaks behind him in Morph Ball mode and plants a Power Bomb near his feet, before exploding.

Ben: "Surprise bitch!"

Luke: [smirks] "Its not over yet."

(*Cues: Super Metroid - Brinstar (Metal Remix)*)

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Having withstand the blast, Fett sees Samus and fires a missile at her. Samus dodges by stepping to the side and then freezes Fett's feet by using her Ice Beam.

Robin: "Crap, she froze Boba's feet!"

She then moves toward the frozen bounty hunter and begins charging her arm cannon. With the charge at its apex and Boba Fett's body slightly moving as he tries to break free of the ice, Samus positions her arm cannon toward his head.

Samus: You're mine.

With the charge at its maximum before Boba Fett could escape, Samus fires her Charge Beam point-blank, knocking his head clean from his body.

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(The squaddies were bug-eyes at what happened.)

(Seconds later, the ones who voted for Samus cheered. Although Ben, Danny and Robin lost, they still give cheers to Boba Fett who gave it his all to Samus.)

(*Cues: Super Metroid - Main Theme (Orchestrated)*)

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Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!

Star: "We saw it too, y'know!"

Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him... hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.

(The squaddies were impressed at that.)

Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.

Danny: "No shit sherlock!"

Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.

Kim: "Makes sense. Since her Chozo DNA give her more agility to dodge all of those hits."

Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.

Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.

(Some of them winced as they knew how Fett feel when his life flash before his eyes before being blasted clean off his body.)

Boomstick: She sure stopped him cold.

(Some of the squaddies laughed and some groaned at the first pun Boomstick made.)

Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The winner is Samus Aran.

(The metal gate closes, afterwards.)

(As the episode ends, the squaddies soon talked.)

Jake: "Well, that was a great episode."

Ben: "Great? That was totally awesome!"

Danny: [chuckles] "No kidding."

Star: "Ohh, I can't wait to watch more of these!"

Kim: "I'll admit, it was pretty cool."

Aang: "Yeah, but I wish that fight was cooler than that."

Jenny: "I think the more we watch this, the more better the battles are. Plus, I think this was a refreshing experience."

Luke: "Well, I think we still have time for another episode. All in favor of watching another episode, raise your hand?"

(Everyone soon have their hands raised.)

Luke: "Alright, that's settled then."

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

There was a flurry of punches covered in purple flames and then an odd biting symbol hangs on the screen. Then, they heard a creepy chilling voice.

Unknown: Your soul is mine.

(With no time to waste, Luke grabs the remote and clicks the next episode.)

End of chapter.