Trollex Current, Space Ranger

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[Rocky Gibraltar who has been slammed by the door, falls over. The closet door opens and the toys move towards the bed]

King Quincy: What is it?

Floyd: Can you see it?

Slinky: What the heck is up there?

Rex: Delta, Amy, who's up there with ya?

[Delta and Amy coughed as they crawl out from under the bed]

Slinky: Girls? What are you doin' under the bed?

Amy: Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.

Cooper: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot.

Rex: [gasps] Have you two been replaced?!

Delta: Hey, what did I tell ya earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

[Amy climbs up to the top of the bed and there she sees a blue colored techno spacetroll toy (Trollex Current) standing and looking tall. He surveys the room, Amy ducks and gulps trying not to be spotted. Trollex looks around, breathing the air in and out]

Trollex: Trollex Current to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.

[There is no answer. He tries again]

Trollex: Star Command, come in! Do you read me?

[Still no answer]

Trollex: Why don't they answer?[gasps when he sees his torn up cardboard spaceship]

Trollex: My ship!

[He runs over to his cardboard spaceship and looks at one of its wings]

Trollex: Kelp! This'll take weeks to repair.

[He opens up the compartment containing his wrist "communicator"]

Trollex: Trollex Current mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.

[He jumps up and down on the bed]

Trollex: Terrain seems a bit unstable.

[He taps his "communicator"]

Trollex: No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Amy pops up in front of him]

Amy: Hello!

Trollex: [karate yells]

Amy: [screams] Whoa! H-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.

[Trollex aim his "trident" at her]

Amy: Sorry. Howdy. My name is Amy Dawn. And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot, see, the bed here.

[Trollex spots Amy's badge on her coat that said Deputy and puts his "trident" away]

Trollex: Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Trollex Current, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

Amy: Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is mah sister's and mah spot.

Trollex: [not listening] I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

Amy: Well, let's see. We've got double-A's.

Trollex: [seeing something and gasps] Watch yourself!

[He pins Amy down and aims his "trident"]

Trollex: Halt! Who goes there?!

Poppy: Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.

Trollex: Do you know these lifeforms?

Amy: Yes! [spits] They're Andy's toys.

Trollex: All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.

[The toys climb onto the bed]

Trollex: I am Trollex Current. I come in peace.

Rex: [shaking Trollex's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.

Trollex: Wh-why, thank you! Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.

Rex: Say, what's that button do?

Trollex: I'll show you.

[He presses the button]

Trollex's Voice box: Trollex Current to the rescue!

Toys: Oh!

Slinky: Hey, Delta and Amy got somethin' like that. Theirs is a pull string.

Biggie: Only it's....

Branch: Only it sounds like a car rain over it.

John Dory:(Sternly) Branch.

[Delta shook her head a bit while Amy holds her pull string, feeing embarrassed]

Hamm: Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Trollex: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.

[As Trollex talks, Amy rolls her eyes and looks at the back of the box and reads the description in the speech bubble]

Trollex: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

King Quincy: Oh, really? Me and my sons are from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.

While that's happening, Delta pulled Amy with her and went to John Dory

Delta: Ya think they'd never seen a new toy before.

John Dory: Well, sure. Look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife. More than me.

[Slinky touches Trollex's "trident"]

Trollex: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't wanna be in the way when my trident hits you.

Clay: Hey, a trident! How come you and Delta don't have a trident, Amy?

Amy: It's not a trident! It's a.... It's a plastic fork.

Hamm: What's with her?

Branch: Trident envy.

Amy: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Trollex: Toy?

Amy: T-O-Y. Toy.

Trollex: Excuse me, but I-I think the word you're searching for is Space...Ranger.

Amy: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
[gestures to the other toys]

Bruce: Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?

Rex: Uh, Mr. Current, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a space ranger actually do?

Amy: He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly.

Trollex: Excuse me!

[He presses a red button on his chest and wings pop out]

Toys: Ooh!

Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!

Amy: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly!

Trollex: They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I CAN fly.

Amy: No, you can't.

Trollex: [sighs] Yes, I can.

Amy: You can't.

Trollex: [sternly] Can!

Amy: [pokes Trollex] Can't! Can't! Can't!

Trollex: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

Amy: OK, then, Mr. Cur-Nut, prove it.

Trollex: All right, then, I will! Stand back, everyone!

[The toys step back. Amy shakes her head in disbelief as Trollex steps onto one of the bed posts. RC, Mr. Spell and the other toys look up at him as he closes his eyes.]

Trollex: To infinity and beyond!

[He jumps off the post and bounces off a ball and lands on a car which rolls down the track we saw at the beginning of the movie, around the loop-de-loop and zooms off a jump. Trollex flies up into the air and gets caught on a mobile airplane hanging from the ceiling which activates and spins wildly around and around until he breaks free and lands on the bed in front of Amy]

Trollex: Can!

Rex: Whoa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

[Prince D whistles]

John Dory: I found my moving buddy.

Trollex: Thank you! Th-Thank you all! Thank you!

Amy: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.

Delta: Amy, be nice. Don't try to get jealous of him.

Slinky: [laughing] Golly Bob-Howdy!

Amy: Oh, shut up!

Amy: You know, in a couple days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see.

[She looks jealously at Trollex getting praise from the other toys]

Amy: They'll see.

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