Queen Barb: Ugh, it's no fun without Delta. [sees Smidge] Hey Smidge, wanna have some fun?

Smidge: You bet your Smidge I do!

Queen Barb: Alright, I bet my Smidge that since I'm so strong and you're so small, I can throw you way over there!

Smidge: No way! [thrown by Barb] Oh my guh!

Queen Barb: Wait a sec, how do I bet a Smidge?

Smidge: [flies through air, tackles Trollzart]

Mayor Angelene: Hey contestants, it's time for your next challenge. Alright, so let me explain the challenge. But wait, where's Branch?

Branch: [to Announcer] Alright, fine! I didn't even wanna be on your show anyway!

Mayor Angelene: So for this challenge, I thought we'd do something very unique, and what's more unique than an Arena of Death?

Cloud Guy: Teddy BEARS!

Queen Essence: I agree. Teddybears!

Queen Poppy: Well, I mean, that is true.

Mayor Angelene: Stop interrupting me! Anyway, for this challenge-in the Arena of Death-four contestants on each team will stand on top of these eight platforms, and you must try to knock off the other team's contestants with rocks.

(contestants gasp)

Mayor Angelene: You have a large bucket full of rocks, so you shouldn't run out. The first team to have all of their contestants knocked off the platform will face elimination. [shows computer] The computer will generate four lucky contestants for each team to participate. Oh yeah, and because the team captains are so awesome...

Queen Poppy: Yeah?

Mayor Angelene: ... they will not be participating.

Queen Poppy: Aw!

Mayor Angelene: For Team Epic, it's.... [computer shows Branch, Biggie, Queen Barb, and King Quincy] and for Team Chickenleg , it's... [computer shows Queen Essence, Hickory, Dickory, and Cloud Guy] That's everyone, so let's go! Alright, let the rock pelting begin!

Queen Barb: Ok Epics, here's an idea: if we all throw at one person, they won't be able to dodge all those rocks. Let's go for that annoying Cloud Guy first.

(They throw rocks at Cloud Guy, he throws rocks back)

Biggie: Oh no, they're coming straight for us! What do we do!?

Branch: Do what you were born to do, use your legs and jump! [they jump over rocks]

Queen Barb: [is hit by a rock]

King Quincy: Amazing dodging skills, go! [a rock comes towards him and it doesn't hit him, it stops in mid-air]

Biggie: Thanks a lot, Barb, for that horrible strategy!

Branch: Hey, watch this Biggie! [kicks rock, curves around and hits Dickory from behind]

Hickory: Oh my gosh! I'll save you Dickory! [jumps off platform]

Branch: Haha!

Queen Essence: Grr! I'll show you who to mess with! [throws a rock at Branch]

King Quincy: Branch, look out! [jumps in front of Branch, slow-motion] Nooooooo! [a rock knocks both off]

Biggie: Oh crap! I'm the only one still here?! This sucks! [he kicks the rock, it hits Queen Essence] Well well, it looks like it's just me and Cloud Guy. Any last words?

Cloud Guy: SHAMPOO!

Mayor Angelene: Nice choice of words!

Biggie: Well, here goes! [jumps and tries to kick Cloud Guy off the platform, he spits lemon at him, he falls]

Mayor Angelene: Team Chickenleg wins again! And Team Really-Not-So-Epic will face elimination AGAIN.

Queen Poppy: Oooh, do we get cookies again?

Mayor Angelene: Well, I was going to, but now that you asked, no.

Queen Poppy: Aww!

🎶Elimination time!🎶

🎶Duh-duh!🎶

Mayor Angelene: Welcome back guys, and check out are new redesigned Elimination Area.

Branch: Eh, it's okay I guess.

Mayor Angelene: Team Epic, because of Cloud Guy amazing rock pelting skills, you guys lost again. You guys are voting which contestants will leave the game. This time, I made cookies, but Queen Poppy opened her mouth so instead, I'm giving you cupcakes. If you don't get a cupcake, you will be eliminated.

Branch: What? No cookies this time? Cupcakes are stupid!

Cupcake(?!): OMG! That was, like, mean! Jerk! [gets punched by Fist Thingy after small pause]

Mayor Angelene: Moving on, if you are eliminated, our giant boxing glove will punch you in full speed and you'll go flying off the show. I know. Now, let's get the elimination. Queen Poppy, you didn't do anything good, but you got zero votes, so you are safe.

Queen Poppy: Did nothing. That's so not true. I, like, watched.

Mayor Angelene: Whatever. Here's your cupcake. [throws a cupcake to Poppy, she gets hit] Also with zero votes are King Quincy and Branch. [throws cupcakes at them] So, we're down to three contestants: Smidge, Queen Barb, and Biggie. Smidge, once again, you are safe. [gives her a cupcake] So Biggie and Barb, one of you will be eliminated, and that person happens to be.... Biggie! Biggie, it's time to say goodbye.

Biggie: Uh okay. Goodbye! [Fist Thingy punches him]

Mayor Angelene: Later Biggie! Stay tuned for another episode of Trolls: Eyes on the Prize!

Mayor Angelene is Herself

Anna Kendrick is Queen Poppy

Justin Timberlake is Branch

Rachel Bloom is Queen Barb

James Corden is Biggie

Sam Rockwell is Hickory

Flula Borg is Dickory

George Clinton is King Quincy

Mary J. Blige is Queen Essence

Gustavo Dudamel is Trollzart

Anthony Ramos is King Trollex

Ester Dean is Legsly

Walt Dohrn is Cloud Guy and Smidge

Micheal Cary is Cupcake

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Trollzart: Hey guys, I'm finally here! [Cupcake(?!) hits him]