The following cartoon contains scenes of actual stupidity, some of the stunts which you are about to see were performed by animated characters! Do not try any of what you see here at home! Seriously, you could get really messed up!

My name is Angelene Sta Cruz, and I approve the following game show. Get Tooned, Be Tooned, and Stay Tooned! Hahahahaha!

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Mayor Angelene: Greetings and salutations! I am your host, Mayor Angelene. And this is Trolls: Eyes on the Prize! A game show where these Trolls from six tribes compete for one... million... dollars! The challenges they will face will be gross, disgusting, and deathly. So, you don't wanna miss this!

(Cut to elimination area)

Mayor Angelene: You see, the team that loses each episode will have to vote off a contestant, and that contestant will leave the game, never to return, EV-ER.

(Cut to contestants)

Mayor Angelene: So, it's time for their first challenge!

Mayor Angelene: Okay, so, the first challenge will be to jump off this 60 foot cliff, the first two contestants to jump off this cliff win and get to pick this season's teams.

Queen Barb: This should be easy.

Mayor Angelene: Oh yeah, one more thing. You must land into the safe zone filled with clean spring water, because if you don't, you will land in elephant feces.

Delta Dawn: Um, what's feces?

Queen Barb: Feces: It's a nice word for crap, poop, dung, the kids in the pool.

Delta Dawn: Ew, gross!

Mayor Angelene: If you fall into the elephant poop, you lose, and you cannot jump again. EV-ER. So, everyone ready?

King Quincy: Well, actually, I had a question about--

Mayor Angelene: [completely ignoring and interrupting them] START!!!

King Trollex: Don't worry guys, I have loads of experience in jumping off cliffs. [jumps but lands in the elephant poop while screaming]

Mayor Angelene: And it looks like king Trollex is out... in three seconds. That's just sad.

King Quincy: That's disgusting!

Trollzart: This challenge is mine! [jumps but files very slowly] Oh, crap! This is not good!

Dickory: Come on, Hickory, let's jump down!

Hickory: Off that? No way.

Dickory: But we are the Yodelers! We have to work this out.

Hickory: I'm sorry, Dickory, there is no way. No way that I'm doing that!

(Scene cuts to Cloud Guy and Queen Poppy, Poppy is at the edge of the cliff with Cloud Guy preparing to kick her off)

Branch: Wait, Cloud Guy! Don't do it! NO! [Cloud Guy kicks Poppy, she falls into the water]

Mayor Angelene: Wow, Queen Poppy actually wins, thanks to Cloud Guy!

Branch: Thanks a lot, Cloud Guy! It's your fault Poppy won! [kicks Cloud guy, he lands in the feces]

(Cut to Dickory jumping off)

Dickory: Nein! [lands in the feces]

Hickory: Oh my gosh! I'll save you, Dickory! [jumps off and falls on top of Dickory, they both sink in the feces]

(Smidge jumps off the cliff and almost lands in the water, but suddenly defies gravity, moving towards the feces, and lands in it)

Mayor Angelene: Smidge's failure to use gravity correctly eliminates herself, so keep going!

Mayor Angelene: Oh, come on! This should have been done a while ago -- wait, is that a Classical Troll?

(cut to Trollzart flying very slowly towards the water)

Trollzart: Yes! I'm so close!

Trollzart: [even closer to the water] Alright!

(With some fast-forwarding, Trollzart makes it into the water)

Mayor Angelene: Trollzart also wins! Which means... they can pick the teams!

Trollzart: Alright!

Mayor Angelene: ...but next episode.

Trollzart: [scoffs] WHAT!?

Mayor Angelene: Yeah, you heard correctly. Next episode.

Trollzart: Oh, come on!

Mayor Angelene is Herself

Anna Kendrick is Queen Poppy

Justin Timberlake is Branch

Rachel Bloom is Queen Barb

James Corden is Biggie

Kelly Clarkson is Delta Dawn

Sam Rockwell is Hickory

Flula Borg is Dickory

George Clinton is King Quincy

Mary J. Blige is Queen Essence

Gustavo Dudamel is Trollzart

Anthony Ramos is King Trollex

Ester Dean is Legsly

Walt Dohrn is Cloud Guy and Smidge

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(After the credits, we see the elephant poop)

Dickory: Ugh, it smells so bad in here!

Smidge: It's elephant poop, it's not supposed to smell like roses.

Hickory: It's your fault, you know! You're... oh, what's the word...? Dumb! You're dumb jumping!

Dickory: We had to try!

Hickory: [grumbles] No, we didn't! When I get out of here, I swear--

Cloud Guy: [interrupts Hickory] SOUR CREAM!

Dickory: That... doesn't... make... sense!