"Jokes On Love" [Part 1]

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~At TrollTree High School~

On A Beautiful Wednesday Morning, The Students At TrollTree High School Were All Hanging Out In The Courtyard Before School Would Start.

In A Corner, The BroZone Brothers Were Hanging Out On The Grass And Talking To Each Other Before The Bell Rang.

Floyd Admired A Butterfly Flying Down On The Grass.
"Hhhh~ Do You Guys Think Sweat...And Pee Are Like...Cousins?"

".....Who The F*** Starts A Conversation Like That-"
John Dory Blurted Out Towards His Younger Brother.

Suddenly, In A Yellow Blur, Clay Ran Over To His Brothers, Eager To Show Them What He Had Gotten.

"BROS! BROS! BROS! GUESS WHAT I GOT!"
Clay Jumped Up And Down.

"Manners?"
John Dory Replied.

"A Real Job?"
Spruce Added.

"An Actual Sense Of Humor?"
Floyd Added.

"Okay Let's Not Get Crazy Here 🤨"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow At His Brothers.

"What Is It Clay?"
Baby Branch Asked.

"So Me And My Sad Book Club I Recently Joined, Got A New Load Of Books And Check Out What They Had- THE SPY-VENTURES OF JAMES FROND!!! ISSUE #4"
Clay Held Up His New Comic Book, With The Biggest Smile.

Spruce Chuckled At His Little Brother.
"You And This James Frond Man"

"Ahem, James Frond Is The Best Spy Ever To Exist! His Comic Books Put Other Comic Books To Shame! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS COVER ART! IT'S SO EPICCCC!!"
Clay Hugged His Comic Book Close.

Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers.
"Clay Loves To Read, If You Couldn't Tell. Which Made Him Join His Sad Book Club! But His Favorite Comic Of All Is James Frond! I Think He's Cool, But Clay Goes All Out Excited Whenever A New Comic Comes Out. Although It Has Me Thinking, If He's In A Sad Book Club, How Does A Spy Book Count As Sad?"

John Dory Interrupted.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Wait A Sec- If This Is A So-Called Sad Book Club...Why Have A Spy Comic Book?"

"Ugh, John You Don't Get Books. It Counts In My Sad Book Club Because After We Read The Comic Book, We Get Sad And Depressed Knowing We Have To Wait Months Until The Next Issue Drops! Keep Up 🙄"
Clay Rolled His Eyes, With Sass.

Baby Branch Blinked And Turned Back To The Wattpad Readers.
"I Guess There's My Answer"

Floyd Chuckled To Himself, Smiling At The Butterfly Still.
"Regardless, I'm Glad You Got Your New Comic Clay"

"Thanks Lil Bro. Now No One Talk To Me! I Have To Read Very Intensely! HEHEHEHE"
Clay Layed Down As He Admired His New Comic Book.

Clay Jumped Up At Sudden, Rubbing His Butt.
"OW! UGGHHHH! I Forgot.."

"Heh Heh, Is It Still Bothering You?"
John Dory Smirked At Clay.

"Yes It's Still Bothering Me John -.-"
Clay Glared At His Square Older Brother.

"What Is?"
Spruce Questioned.

"He's Got A Butt Pimple That's Be Aggravating Him For 3 Days Now"
John Dory Whispered To Spruce And Floyd.

"Yeesh 😬😬.."
Spruce And Floyd Reacted.

"Wanted To Keep That Between Us John Dory, But I Guess I Should've Been More Clear When I Said- LET'S KEEP THAT BETWEEN US!"
Clay Yelled Towards John Dory.

"Eh, Tomato Toma-cock"
John Dory Shrugged.

"Now Can We Forget About That?"
Clay Opened Back Up His Comic Book.

Floyd Raised His Hand.
"OO! OO! OO! 🙋‍♂️ Are But Pimples Contagious?"

"I Just Said Can We Forget About It Floyd -.-"
Clay Gave Floyd An Annoyed Side Eye.

"Can I Pop It?"
Baby Branch Reached Towards Clay's Butt.

Clay Quickly Moved Away.
"WHOA WHOA CHILL BRANCH! YOU CAN'T!"

"Why Not?"
Baby Branch Tilted His Head.

"BECAUSE- Hhhh...ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᵐᵃ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵒᵖᵖᵉᵈ"
Clay Mumbled Quietly.

"What Was That? 👀"
John Dory Smirked, Giving Side Eyes.

"BECAUSE GRANDMA SAID IT'S NOT READY TO BE POPPED! YOU HEARD ME BOX-JAW -.-"
Clay Rolled His Eyes, Glaring At John Dory.

"Alright Chill, We Won't Bring Up Your...Mini Butt On Your Butt Anymore Bro"
Spruce Assured.

Clay Nodded At Spruce.
"Thank You Spruce, Now Let Me Sit Back And Enjoy My-"

🔔 🔔 🔔

".....Comic .___."
Clay's Smile Dropped As The Bell Rang.

Princpal Crank Opened Up The School Doors, Allowing The Students To Enter In The Building.

"Alright Future Nuisances Of The World, GET TO CLASS NOW!"
Mr. Crank Yelled Out.

The Students Immediately Got Their Backpacks Together And Headed Into The School For Their First Class Of The Day.

"See You Guys At Lunch?"
Floyd Said To His Brothers.

"Definitely! And Uh, Clay, Lil Bro, Be Careful How You Sit In Your Desk...Wouldn't Want Your Mini Clay To Burst 👀"
John Dory Teased At Clay's Butt Pimple.

Clay Gripped His Backpack In Annoyance.
"DAMMIT JOHN-"

~~~

~In Math Class~

In Mr. Cal's Classroom, The Students As Well As Clay And Spruce Entered The Class And Took Their Seats.

"Alright Class! Take Your Seat! We Have A Very Big And Long Lesson To Teach Today! So Take Out Your Math Books To Chapter 7!"
Mr. Cal Told His Class.

Clay Sat In His Seat, Scoffing.
"Pfft- Great, When Do We Not Have Long Lessons.."

"Ugh, Tell Me About It"
Spruce Said, Placing Down His Math Book.

"Ahem, I Don't Want To Hear Any Sass From You Mr. Uhhhh...Ummm...Last Name?"
Mr. Cal Raised His Eyebrow.

"Never Been Established-"
Clay Replied.

"Oh Well- Whatever! Shouldn't You Be Taking Out Your Math Book By Now?"
Mr. Cal Put His Hands On His Hips.

"Shouldn't You Be Married By Now?"
Clay Said Back.

"PFFT-"
Spruce Tried Not To Laugh.

"Sir, You Won't Be Married In The Future If You Keep Up This Attitude!"
Mr. Cal Told Clay.

Clay Chuckled To Himself.
"Cal My Man, I Really Don't Care About That. See, Love Really Isn't My Priority Right Now. Only James Frond Comics And Harrsing My Older Brother, Goggles McSquare Face. So In Conclusion To My Point...I Don't Have Time For Falling In Love"

Mr. Cal Glared Down At Clay.
"You Know What-"

Mr. Crank Opened Up The Door.
"ATTENTIONNNN! I Have An Announcement Specifically For This Classroom!"

"I Bet It's That He Grew More Armpit Hair On His Feet"
Clay Whispered To His Brother.

"Armpit Hair On His Feet? That's Unusual"
Spruce Whispered Back.

"Dude, Look At That Man. EVERYTHING About Him Is Unusal"
Clay Gestured At Mr. Crank.

"Fair Point"
Spruce Nodded In Agreement.

"What's The Announcement Principal Crank?"
Mr. Cal Asked.

"Well I Came To Bring You Over A New Student Joining TrollTree High, And She's Been Transferred Into This Class"
Mr. Crank Told Mr. Cal.

"Ooo! How Exciting!"
Mr. Cal Grinned.

"Ugghhhh!"
Clay And Spruce Groaned.

Clay Rolled His Eyes.
"Great, Just What We Need! Another Newbie That We Gotta Have Sympathy Towards For Not Knowing Simple Things! Then They'll Tell Their Sob Story On Why They Moved Hereeee Blah Blah Blahhhh They Cryyy Boohoooo They Sit Alone At Lunchhh Blah Blah"

"Yeah, Then We Have To Put On Fake Smiles The Whole Class! And Expect Us To Play Pity"
Spruce Added.

"What's The New Student's Name?"
Mr. Cal Asked.

"Bella Bliss. And Ooh, Here She Comes Now"
Mr. Crank Gestured Outside The Door.

"She???"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

Coming Inside The Classroom, Bella Bliss, The New Girl At School, With Her Coral Skintone And Haircolor, Stood At The Door, Holding Her Backpack.

Annoyed, Clay Looked Up From His Desk, Taking A Glance At Bella, And Immediately Felt Something He Never Have Before.

With His Heart Skipping A Beat And A Blush Upon His Cheeks, Clay Felt Himself Developing A Instant Crush On The New Girl, As He Never Seen Anyone So Gorgeous.

✨️ Ooooh,
Dreeeeaaaam Weaver~ ✨️

✨️ I believe you can get me
through the niiighhtttt~ ✨️

As His Smile Got Bigger From Gazing At Bella, Clay Suddenly Felt His Funny Bone Tingling, Due To His Newfound Crush On The New Girl.

Bella Introduced Herself.
"Hey Everyone, I'm Bella Bliss! I Just Recently Got Into School Because Of Some Personal Issues, But I Guess I'm Glad To Be Here! I'm Pretty Sure I'll Outshine This School Thing 💅"

Clay Couldn't Stop Blushing.
"S-Spruce..? AAH! She Looked At Me.."

Clay Immediately Put His Hoodie On, Noticing Bella Took One Glance At Him, And Tried To Hide His Face.

"Great Well Welcome To Math Class Bella! You Can Take Any Seat You'd Like"
Mr. Cal Allowed.

Bella Shrugged As She Walked Though The Aisle Of The Desks, And Found A Seat And Desk In The Middle Of The Class.

Clay Gave A Side Eye, But Trying Not To Fully Look At Bella As She Sat At Her Desk.

"GOOD LUCK WITH ANOTHER FUTURE DELINQUENTTTT!"
Mr. Crank Shut The Door Loudly.

"Okay Class! Let's Begin With The Lesson!"
Mr. Cal Continued On.

Clay's Hoodie Was Still Over His Head, As He Was Trying To Hide His Blush And His Funny Bone Kept Tingling.

Spruce Tapped Clay's Shoulder.
"Hey Man, You Good?"

"Uhhh...Ummm...I Don't Know 😳"
Clay Uncovered His Hoodie, To Reveal His Blush.

"Uhhh....You're Smiling Big And Your Face Is Red...Kinda Looks Like It's Hurting Your Face"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"It Does Hurt My Face 😳😁😳"
Clay Held His Red Cheeks.

"Wait-"
Spruce Looked Behind At Bella And Tried To Put Pieces Together.

"UHH-"
Clay Was Afraid Spruce Would Catch On.

"Is It Cause Of The New Girl??"
Spruce Questioned.

"SHHHHHHHH-"
Clay Tried To Shush His Brother.

"You Have A Crush On Her??"
Spruce Whispered.

"I.....Think I Might.."
Clay Whispered Back, Nervously.

"Whoaaaa...That's What's Up...But You Just Said You Don't Have Time For Love!"
Spruce Said.

"I Know What I Said! But...Something Happened When I Looked At Her.."
Clay Replied.

Spruce Blinked Awkwardly.
"Um- I Suggest Putting A Pile Of Books Over It. So No One Sees It Poking Up"

"No Not That! I Meant....Well, When You're A Fun And Funny Troll, Such As Myself, You Get A Tingling Feeling In Your Funny Bone When You Feel...Love 😳"
Clay Explained.

"And How Do You Know This?"
Spruce Wondered.

"Dude, It's Fun & Prankster Boy Book 101!"
Clay Replied.

Spruce Chuckled.
"Huh, Wow...My Little Bro, In Love"

"Pfft, Nooooo.....Am I?"
Clay Gazed Up At The Ceiling, As If He Was Starting To Daydream.

💭 💭 💭

As A Rock Riff And Beat Began To Play In The Background, Clay Was Dressed Up All Fancy, Checking Himself Out In The Mirror.

Clay Sang To Himself, Feeling Himself As He Was In Love, And Preparing For His Date Out With Bella.

🎵 Clean shirt,
new shoes! 🎵
Clay Fixed Up His White And Gold Suit In The Mirror.

🎵 And I don't know
where I am goin' tooooo! 🎵

🎵 Silk suit,
black tie! 🎵

🎵 I don't need
a reason whyyyyy! 🎵
Clay Came Out The Door And Slid Down The Handle Of The Long Staircase.

🎵 They come runnin'
just as fast as they can- 🎵
Clay Bowed Down In A fAnCy Manner.

🎵 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout
a sharp-dressed man 🎵

As Clay Waited In His One-Knee Stance, Bella Came Down In Fancy Attire, Coming Down To Her Sharped Dressed Man.

As Clay Stood Back Up, Bella Took His Arm And Both Headed Out Of Their Luxurious Home, Stepping To The Rhythm Of The Song.

Clay And Bella Got Into Their Fancy Red Car, And Clay Drove Off In Style As He Continued To Sing Out Loud.

🎵 Gold watch,
diamond ring! 🎵

🎵 I ain't missin' not
a single thinggggg! 🎵

🎵 And cuff links,
stick pin! 🎵

🎵 When I step out
I'm gonna do you innnnn! 🎵

The Car Pulled Up To A Fancy Club, Where Other Trolls Awaited Clay And Bella's Arrivals And Took Out Cameras To Take Photos.

🎵 They come runnin'
just as fast as they can- 🎵

🎵 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout
a sharp-dressed man! 🎵

Coming Into The Fancy Club Party, Clay And Bella Danced Together Along With The Crowd On The Red Carpet.

Fancy Versions Of Floyd, Spruce, And Baby Branch Were Playing Rock Music With Guitars To The Song.

Meanwhile, In A Lonley Sad Corner, John Dory Was A Butler In A Suit N Tie, Serving Everyone Drinks And Food By Himself.

🎵 Top coat,
top hat! 🎵

🎵 I don't worry
'cause my wallet's faaaaat! 🎵

After The Party, Clay Took Bella Out On A Boat Ride Under The Moonlight As The Glided Across The River For A Romantic Atmosphere.

🎵 Black shades,
white gloves! 🎵

🎵 Lookin' sharp
and lookin' for looooove! 🎵

As Clay Took Out A Big Everlasting Ring 💍, Bella Blushed Hard And Nuzzled Into Clay's Neck And Chest.

🎵 They come runnin'
just as fast as they can- 🎵

🎵 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout
a sharp-dressed man! 🎵

💭 💭 💭

Coming Out Of His Daydream, Clay Was Looking Lovestruck With Hearts Floating Around His Head, And Red Blush Marks On His Cheeks.

"🥰 ☺️ 🥰"
Clay Giggled To Himself, Not Paying Attention.

"Clay? Claaay? CLAY!"
Spruce Snapped His Fingers In Clay's Face.

"H-Huh? Wha-?"
Clay Snapped Out Of His Daydream.

"Man, You Got The Puppy Love Crush Bad"
Spruce Said.

"I Just Feel This Urge To Talk To Her!"
Clay Whispered.

"Then Go For It"
Spruce Replied.

"Easy For You To Say Mr. Hearthrob! I've Never Had A Crush!"
Clay Said.

"Okay Okay, Start Off Small. Write Her A Love Note"
Spruce Suggested.

"A Love Note?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow.

"It's A Classic Move To Get The Hunnies Attention"
Spruce Winked.

"Hmm.."
Clay Thought Of The Idea.

Clay Took Out A Piece Of Paper From His Backpack, And A Marker To Quickly Write A Love Note On It. 💌

Clay Finished The Note And Folded It, Handing It To Spruce.
"Here. Pass It To Bella"

Spruce Nodded And Handed It To The Troll Next To Him.
"Pass It To Bella"

The Troll Nodded As They Passed It On To The Other Troll Behind Them, Who Passed It To The Next Troll, And So On And So Forth Before It Went To Bella.

"Yessss"
Clay Anticipated For Bella To Receive The Love Note.

As The Trolls Passed On The Love Note Along, Bella Finally Got It But Passed It On To The Troll Behind Her, Not Paying Attention.

"Oh No.."
Clay Started To Worry.

Mr. Cal Behind Him And Noticed Everyone Passing The Note.
"Uhhh, What Is Everyone Passing Around?"

Aspen Had The Note In His Hand.
"Uhhh, Not Sure. I Think It's For You"

"WAIT NO IT'S NOT FOR-"
Clay Blurted Out.

Mr. Cal Went Over To Aspen As He Gave Him The Love Note, Leading To Mr. Cal Opening The Love Note To Read It.

💌 How Do You Get Your Face
To Look So
Beautifully Constructed?
Love, Clay 💌

Mr. Cal Blinked Awkwardly And Gave A Glance Over At Clay, Knowing It Was Him Who Wrote The Love Note.

"😁"
Clay Grinned Innocently At His Desk.

Mr. Cal Made A Gesture With His Finger Towards Clay, To Come Over To Him At The Front Of The Classroom.

~~~

Due To The Love Note, Clay Was Forced To Sit Beside Mr. Cal's Desk Right At The Front Of The Class, Where He Faced The Students.

"._____________________________."
Clay Just Sat There, Annoyed By His Punishment.

Mr. Cal Tapped Clay's Arm.
"I Got My Eye On You Banana Hair -.-"

Clay Sighed As He Continued To Procrastinate To Do His Classwork, As He Was Distracted By The Beauty Of Bella.

~~~

~At An Assembly~

Inside The Gymnasium, All Of The Students Of TrollTree High School Were Sitting In Chairs As Princpal Crank Came Up On Stage.

Mr. Crank Cleared His Throat.
"ATTENTION STUDENTS! Princpal Crank Here With Some Announcements, First Off, Our Language Arts Teacher, Mrs. Grammar, Is No Longer With Us"

"SHES DEAD?!!? WAAAAAH!!! 😭"
A Random Student In The Crowd Started To Sob.

"What? No! Why Does Everyone Assume Someone Is Dead? Anyways, She's In The Hospital And Decided To Stay There To Recover Her Broken Foot Which Is Stupid! HAHAHA! So I Fired Her 😌, I'll Find A Replacement Next Week!"
Mr. Crank Told Everyone.

"...."
The Students Didn't Know How To React To That.

"....Moving On! We Have A New Student Today At TrollTree High And King Peppy Requires Every New Student To Get A Spotlight Blah Blah Inspirational Speech...Please Give It Up For Bella Bliss!"
Mr. Crank Introduced.

"👏👏👏👏👏"
The Kids All Clapped For Bella Bliss, As She Came Up On Stage With Mr. Crank.

Clay Saw Bella Come Up On Stage And Instantly Felt His Funny Bone Tingle Again, As He Blushed Again As Well.

"Hhhh~ 🥰"
Clay Sighed Dreamily.

John Dory Glanced Over At Clay.
"Uhhh, Clay? You Good Bro?"

"Leave Him John, He's Growing Up"
Spruce Replied.

"And By That You Meannnn?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow.

"Lemme See If You Put The Pieces Together-"
Spruce Gestured At Clay Then Gestured At Bella On Stage.

John Dory Looked Back N Forth, Starting To Put Pieces Together.
"Wait- 😱, CLAY'S GOT A CRUSH?!?"

"CLAY'S GOT A CRUSH?!?"
Floyd And Baby Branch Overheard.

Clay Quickly Shushed His Brothers.
"SHHHH! Are You Gonna Tell The Whole School???"

"Whoaaa, Didn't Think You Were The Hopeless Romantic Type"
John Dory Chuckled.

"You Gonna Talk To Her??"
Floyd Asked, Excited For Clay.

"I Tried But....💥"
Clay Made His Hand Into An Explosion Motion.

"To Be Fair, He Said She Had A Beautifully Constructed Face"
Spruce Shrugged.

"Thanks For Saying I Have No Game -.-"
Clay Glared, Crossing His Arms.

Mr. Crank Continued.
"Since Bella Is New, King Peppy Has Also Started A New Buddy System. Where New Students Will Be Partnered With A Familiar Student To Show Them Around And Get Used To The School Environment"

"Ooo.."
Clay Got Intrigued With That.

"Now, Who'd Like To Be Bella's Buddy?"
Mr. Crank Asked The Students.

John Dory Tapped His Chin.
"Hm, Hey Clay, Why Don't You-"

As The Brothers Turned To Their Left, Clay Was Already Gone As He Was Running Up On Stage As Volunteer.

"ME! ME! ME! I VOLUNTEER! I Mean Uh- i vOlUntEeR"
Clay Made His Voice Deeper As He Approached Bella.

"Aw, How Sweet Of You"
Bella Smiled At Clay's Volunteering.

"geHehEhehEhe"
Clay Giggled Weirdly And Dorkly.

"OHHHH NO, I'M NOT LETTING A BROZONE DELINQUENT DO THIS"
Mr. Crank Refused.

"Clown Tie, I'm Participating In A School Activity. What Kind Of Principal Are You To Refuse That?"
Clay Smirked At Mr. Crank.

"WELL- I- YOU- Uggghhhh...Fine. But Don't Try Any Funny Business -.-"
Mr. Crank Glared And Stepped Aside.

Clay Stood Next To Bella Awkwardly.
"Heh Heh.."

Bella Gave A Smile But Confused Look Back To Clay As They Stood In Silence In Front Of The Whole School.

Clay Tried To Start Conversation.
"SO BELLA UM, I'm Clay! And Welcome To TrollTree High! What Made You Want To Join The School?"

Bella Giggled A Little.
"Well Clay.."

As Bella Spoke, Clay Wasn't Paying Attention At All As He Was Stuck In Her Gazed And Just Daydreamed To Himself.

✨️ Oooooh,
Dreeeeaaaam Weeeaver ✨️

✨️ I believe you can get me
through the niiiigghhhtt ~ ✨️

Bella Finished Her Story.
"And That's Why I Came Here!"

Clay Blinked, Knowing He Didn't Pay Attention.
".....That's A Funny Story!"

"My Dad Struggling At His Job?"
Bella Rasied Her Eyebrow.

".....Before That 😁"
Clay Replied.

"The Factory Fire At His Job?"
Bella Questioned.

"......Yes 😁"
Clay Said With A Innocent Grin.

"...."
Clay And Bella Remained Quiet After That, As Clay Didn't Know What To Say.

"???"
The Brothers Were Waiting To See What Clay Would Say Next.

"........I Have A Butt Pimple"
Clay Blurted Out Of Nowhere.

"...."
Bella's Eyes Widen, At That.

"It's Sore To The Touch....I Wanted To Pop It....But My Grandma Said It Wasn't Ready..."
Clay Added On.

"•__________•"
The Brothers Couldn't Believe What Clay Just Said, Feeling Second-Hand Embarrassment.

".....Butt Pimple 😳"
Clay Repeated Out Loud To Everyone.

Everyone Just Stared At Clay Blankly, And Bella Slowly Moved Away From Clay's Big Embarrassment.


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