G!Luv: "Can I bother you for a second?"
Charlie: "You're always bothering me, but go ahead."

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G!Luv: "Is something burning?"
Charlie: "Just my love for you."
G!Luv: "Charlie, the toaster is on fire."

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Charlie : "G!Luv, you love me, right?"
G!Luv: "Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like."

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Charlie: "Relationships should be 50/50. G!Luv cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty."

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G!Luv: "You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me."
Charlie: "But did I make you cry?"
G!Luv: *cries on the spot. *
Charlie: "...Shit."

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G!Luv, looking at their reflection: "Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?"
Charlie: "Well, that's you."
G!Luv: "Me?! Is that what I look like?"
Charlie: "You don't know?"
G!Luv: "Busy day."

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Charlie: "Bro-"
G!Luv: "No, no, hold up, rewind."
G!Luv: "My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??"

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Charlie: "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?"
G!Luv: "'Stalagmite' has an 'm' in it."

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Charlie: "I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you..."
G!Luv: "Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey."

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Charlie: "I love murder mysteries."
G!Luv, trying to impress them: "I've been a suspect in four murder cases."

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Charlie: "My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized."
G!Luv: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely. *
Charlie: "That one. I want that one."

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Charlie: "What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?"
G!Luv: "Um, make lemonade?"
Charlie: "No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!"

(Fun fact: Char doesn't know how to cook)