Charlie: "I want to kiss you."
G!Luv, not paying attention: "What?"
Charlie: "I said if you die, I won't miss you."

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Charlie: "I love you."
G!Luv, not paying attention: "What was that?"
Charlie: "I said I'm selling you to the zOo-"

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G!Luv: "I think I'm falling for you."
Charlie: "Then get up."

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Charlie: "The stars are so beautiful..."
G!Luv: "They're just giant balls of gas."
Charlie: "You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-"
G!Luv: "And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you."
Charlie: "Oh..."

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G!Luv: "Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl."
Charlie: "Okay."
G!Luv: "And make out during the scary parts."
Charlie: "Th- "
Charlie: "The scary parts."
Charlie: "Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?"

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Charlie: "Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine."
G!Luv: "Marry me."

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G!Luv: "Talk dirty to me, baby~"
Charlie: "The dishes."
G!Luv: "Wh- "
Charlie: "They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times."

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Charlie: "G!Luv and I are no longer dating."
G!Luv: "Charlie, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married."

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G!Luv: "I want to be with you for the rest of my life."
Charlie: "Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal."
G!Luv, getting down on one knee: "That's 'cause it is."

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G!Luv: "My crush isn't picking up on my hints."
Charlie: "What hints have you given them?"
G!Luv: "Well, I think about them a lot."
G!Luv: "And sometimes I even think about talking to them."

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Charlie, talking about G!Luv: "WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO."

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Charlie: "Fight me!"
G!Luv: *Gets on one knee and pulls out a ring. *
G!Luv: "Fight me for the rest of our lives."