G!Luv: "We all have our demons."
G!Luv, grabbing Charlie: "This one's mine."

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Charlie: "Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?"
G!Luv: "It was autocorrect."
Charlie: "Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?"
G!Luv: "Yes."

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G!Luv: "That was so hot, Charlie."
Charlie: "I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets."
G!Luv: "I'm so in love with you."

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Charlie: "I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning."
G!Luv: "This is a lie."
G!Luv: "I'm literally dating them. This is a lie."
G!Luv: "THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS."

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G!Luv: "What is wrong with you?"

Charlie: "Many, many things..."

Charlie: "And most of them are your fucking fault."

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G!Luv: "Why am I the bad guy?"
Charlie: "I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing."

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Charlie, trying to flirt with G!Luv: "I think both of our families suck."

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Charlie, throwing their head into G!Luv's lap: "Tell me I'm pretty!"
G!Luv, lovingly stroking their hair: "You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are."

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G!Luv, admiring a sleeping Charlie: "You're so cute."
Charlie, sleepily: "I could beat your ass."
G!Luv, lovingly: "I know."

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*Charlie is crying after a breakup. * (Char used to have a lover, lmao)
G!Luv: "There there, Charlie."
Charlie, still crying: "Thanks, but how did you get into my room?"
G!Luv: "Great question—"

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Charlie: "Here is my wall of inspirational people."
G!Luv: "Is that a picture of you?"
Charlie: "Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."

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G!Luv: "Stop doing that."
Charlie: "Stop doing what?"
G!Luv: "Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you."

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G!Luv: "Charlie is playing hard to get."
G!Luv: "Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of."

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G!Luv: "You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy."
Charlie: "I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep."
G!Luv: "I said within reason, Charlie. How about I murder that guy?"
Charlie: "So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?"
G!Luv: "Well, duh. What kind of question is that?"

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Charlie: "BE A BETTER PERSON!"
G!Luv: "WHY?!"
Charlie: "BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!"

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Charlie: *Lying down and crying. *
G!Luv: "There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?"

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G!Luv: "So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?"
Charlie: "Depends. Is your bed comfortable?"
G!Luv: "Yes."
Charlie: "I'd sleep."

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Charlie: "Remain CALM!" *Slaps G!Luv multiple times. *

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G!Luv: "Do you always have to attack me with your words?"
Charlie: "Would you prefer me to use a brick?"

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Charlie: "I believe in you, G!Luv!"
G!Luv, to themself: "God, I must suck. The nicest thing Charlie can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence."