Red Cameraman: "They say that the most valuable things cost nothing."

Scientist Cameraman: "They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don't overuse that excuse."

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POV Cameraman: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned."

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Dark Speakerman: "How would you like your coffee?"

Speakerwoman: "As dark as my soul."

Dark Speakerman: "Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!"

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Camerawoman: "Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?"

Red Cameraman: "I'm a knife."

Cameraman-204, from across the room: "They're the little spoon."

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Plunger Cameraman: "It's not that I don't trust Brown Cameraman, I just... don't 't trust their impulse control."

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Speakerwoman: *On the phone. * "Hey Scientist Cameraman, do you know my blood type?"

Scientist Cameraman: "Of course, it's B-."

Speakerwoman: "Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!"

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Red Cameraman, lying on the floor, depressed: "I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber."

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Red Cameraman, in a room with Scientist TVman, TVwoman, and Dark Speakerman: "It's calm in here."

Red Cameraman: "It scares me..."

(Image sticking in a middle of people and they didn't say anything)

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TVman: "I'm tired." >;(

Camerawoman: "You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!"

TVman: "I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it." -_-

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TVwoman: "Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth." (Long legs woman)

Scientist TVman: "Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth."

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Brown Cameraman: "I'm this close to falling in love with TVman-204."

Scientist Cameraman: "Your fingertips are touching."

Brown Cameraman: "Exactly."

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Scientist TVman: "Remain CALM!" *Slaps TVman multiple times. *

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Dark Speakerman, texting: "Answer your phone."

Plunger Cameraman, texting back: "Wait a minute, I can't find my phone."

Dark Speakerman: "Understood."

Dark Speakerman, 5 minutes later: "You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Plunger Cameraman."

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Scientist TVman: "I have a problem."

Dark Speakerman: "Kill it."

Scientist TVman: "Can you chill for like, two seconds?"

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Camerawoman: "Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend."

Scientist TVman: "Yeah?"

Camerawoman: "Bitch."

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TVman: "If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down."

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TVwoman: "I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled."

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TVman: "I'm quick at math."

Plunger Cameraman: "Ok, what's 38 times 76?"

TVman: "24."

Plunger Cameraman: "That wasn't even close."

TVman: "But it was quick."

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Brown Cameraman: "Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life."

Red Cameraman: "It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back..."

Scientist Cameraman: "Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this."

Speakerman: "My will to live! I haven't seen this in years."

Speakerwoman: "I knew I lost that potential somewhere."

POV Cameraman: "Mental stability, my old friend!"

Brown Cameraman: "Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?"