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Camerawoman: "Good morning."
POV Cameraman: "Good morning."
TVman: "Good morning." U-U
Scientist Cameraman: "You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit."
Dark Speakerman: "MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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TVman: "You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?"
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TVwoman: "If you water water, it grows."
TVman-204: "...What."
POV Cameraman: "She've got a point."
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POV Cameraman: "TVman-204 is late again."
Speakerman: "How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11."
Red Cameraman: "I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon."
Speakerwoman: "I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM."
POV Cameraman: "Oh boy. We may have overdone it."
*TVman-204 bursts through the door. *
TVman-204: "WHAT TIME IS IT?"
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Camerawoman: "I'd kill someone if you asked me to."
Cam-204: "I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to."
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Camerawoman: "Okay, what does A stand for?"
TVman: "Arson."
Camerawoman: "Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?"
TVman: "Barson."
Scientist Cameraman: *Laughter. *
Camerawoman: "What stands for C?"
TVman: "Commit arson."
Scientist Cameraman: "Oooo."
Camerawoman: "D!"
TVman: "Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson."
Scientist Cameraman: *More laughter. *
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Brown Cameraman: "Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?"
Plunger Cameraman: "...What???"
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TVwoman: "I didn't drink that much last night."
Scientist Cameraman: "You were flirting with Camerawoman."
TVwoman: "So what? She's my partner."
Scientist Cameraman: "You asked if she was single."
Scientist Cameraman: "And then you cried when she said she wasn't."
(Tiny ship.)
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POV Cameraman: "Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!"
Plunger Cam: "Six? I only got three!"
Dark Speakerman: "You guys got sleep?"
Cam-204, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: "What year is it??"
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Past!Charlie: "Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count."
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Speakerwoman: "Don't trust everything you see on the internet."
Speakerman: "Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?"
Speakerwoman: *Takes away Speakerman's phone. * "Yeah, that's enough for you."
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Plunger Cameraman, handing a balloon to TVman: "I have no soul. Have a good day!"
TVman, walking off: "I don't have one either."
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Scientist Cameraman: "Dumbest scar stories, go!"
Dark Speakerman: "I burned my tongue once drinking tea."
Plunger Cameraman: "I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned."
Speakerwoman: "I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil
in the first grade."
TVman: "I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn."
Brown Cameraman: "I have emotional scars. Oh, and the big tummy scar when TVwoman left me to death." *Says in chill tone. *
(He is still remember about it.)
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TVman: "You know what?"
TVman: :When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit."
*Scientist TVman, Speakerwoman and Dark Speakerman continue screaming about mold water. *
TVman: "Not the other way around."
Brown Cameraman: "I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water."
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Speakerwoman: "You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?"
Speakerman: "I thought the animals might be lonely."
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