Charlie: "If God's ever been mad at anything I've ever said, he hasn't done shit about it."
Charlie: "So he either doesn't care or he's a coward."
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Lovesick: "Hi, who's this? Victor changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures."
Charlie: "What's mine?"
Lovesick: "Dwarf."
Charlie: "THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!"
Lovesick: "Oh, hey Charlie."
Charlie: "FUCK!"
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Lovesick: "Are you alright?"
Victor: "Short answer or long answer?"
Lovesick: "Short?"
Victor: "No."
Lovesick: "Long?"
Victor: "Nooooooo."
(Lovesick: I've told you stop working so damn hard already)
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Charlie: "What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?"
G!Luv: "Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it."
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Charlie: "So, I've been thinking G!Luv- "
G!Luv: "That's dangerous."
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Lovesick: "How petty can you get?"
Charlie: "I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about."
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Charlie, smugly, after security arrives to escort Victor and G!Luv out: "So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?"
Victor, in defeat: "Let's go."
G!Luv: "Wait."
Victor: "What?"
G!Luv: "I'd kinda like to be carried out..."
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Charlie: "I desire moisture."
Lovesick: "Please just say "I want water" like a normal person."
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G!Luv: "That's a nice argument, Charlie Why don't you back it up with a source?"
Charlie: "My source is that I made it the fuck up!"
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Victor, laying in bed burnout-ing: "Get out of my room."
Lovesick, standing just outside of the door frame: "I'm not in your room."
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Lovesick: "Define "dream"."
Victor: "Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works."
G!Luv: "That's too dark."
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Charlie: "Can I bother you for a second?"
Victor: "You're always bothering me, but go ahead."
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Lovesick: "You got a date yet Victor?"
Victor: "No..."
Lovesick: "Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!"
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Charlie: "I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly."
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Victor: "No one will like me because of my workhorse personality."
His dead parents, Charlie & Lovesick: "AHEM!!"
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Victor: "Sweet dog you got there."
Police: "Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog."
Victor: "Still training huh?"
Police: "What do you mean?"
Victor: "..."
Victor: "Never mind."
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G!Luv: "Go fuck yourself."
Charlie: "Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!"
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G!Luv: "Pros and cons of dating me."
G!Luv: "Pros. You'll be the cute one."
G!Luv: "Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-"
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G!Luv: "Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!"
Victor: "What are you talking about? Of course— "
Lovesick, holding out a hand to shut Victor up: "No, no, he has a point—"
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Charlie: "Wow, did you hear that voice crack?"
Victor: "That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth."
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