TVman-204: "How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?"

G!Luv: "With the fan on."

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Victor: "Char, what are you doing?"

Charlie: "Making chocolate pudding."

Victor: "It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?"

Charlie: "Because I've lost control of my life."

Charlie: "Here's your pudding, Social TV."

TVman-204: "Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore."

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Charlie: "Are you good?"

Victor: "In what sense?"

Charlie: "Generally."

Victor: "Oh, definitely not."

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Charlie: "You're mean!"

Lovesick: "You're meaner!"

Charlie: "Yeah, well, you're ugly too!"

Lovesick: "You're uglier!"

Charlie: "You're a dumbass!"

Lovesick: "You're a dumberass!"

Charlie: "You think "dumberass" is a good insult!"

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Charlie: "You know what's funny about Victor? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably."

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Random Alliance member: "Your mother!"

TVman-204: "Bold of you assume that I have a mother!"

(Created in the facility belike)

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*Charlie is casually searching around the room. *

TVman-204: "Hey Charlie, what're you looking for?"

Charlie: "My will to live."

*Victor walks into the room. *

Charlie: "Oh, there it is."

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Charlie: "Is this your plan B?"

Victor: "Technically, this is plan P."

Charlie: "Plan P? Is there a plan M?"

Victor: "Yes, but I marry Lovesick in plan M."

Lovesick: "I like plan M."

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Lovesick: "Tell them to eat shit, TVman-204."

TVman-204: "Tell them yourself."

Lovesick: "Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse."

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TVman-204: "We all have our demons."

Victor, grabbing Lovesick: "This one's mine."

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Lovesick: "Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page."

Lovesick: "But it's the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die"."

Victor: "That's not even clever."

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Charlie: ""You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease."

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G!Luv: "I prevented a murder today."

TVman-204: "Really? That's amazing! How did you do that?"

G!Luv: "Self-control."

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Charlie, talking about G!Luv: "WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO."

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G!Luv, holding a gun: "If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK."