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Lovesick: "Guys, I have a question."

G!Luv: "kys <3"

Lovesick: "I love you too."

Charlie: "Ah, yes. Siblings."

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Brown Cam: "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

(Brown Cam: Except TVman-204 of course)

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TVman-204: "You're smiling. What happened?"

Charlie: "What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?"

Victor: "Brown Cam tripped and fell down the stairs today."

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Grace(Author): "I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way."

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Lovesick: "Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life."

Charlie: "Please never become a surgeon."

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G!Luv: "So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Charlie and not do the thing."

G!Luv: "Well there's a clear right answer here."

G!Luv: *Proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke. *

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Charlie: "Where are your parents?"

TVman-204: "What are parents?"

Charlie: "Oh, I forgot that you were built not born."

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TVman-204: "Where are you going?"

G!Luv: "To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way."

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Lovesick: "I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate."

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Charlie: "So what are your political beliefs?"

G!Luv, awkwardly trying to impress them: "Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun."

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Brown Cam: "If I say yes am I joining a cult?"

G!Luv: "Possibly."

Brown Cam: "I'm in."

(SIMP CULT)

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Lovesick: "I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism."

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Brown Cam, shooing Lovesick away: "Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area."

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TVman-204: "Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake."

G!Luv: "You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Brown."

TVman-204, pointing their hot glue gun towards G!Luv: "You're on thin fucking ice."

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Brown Cam, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: "I love my library because... "

Brown Cam, mouthing words while writing: "I love reading, fuck you."

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