Cam-204: "Hello Victor."

Victor: "Oh hi, nice to see you."

Cam-204: "You seem to be very hurry. What's up?"

Victor: "Ah. I'm about to hang out with my boyfriend."

Cam-204: "Wow damn. Who's him?"

Victor: "Lovesick!"

Cam-204: *Disappears.*

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Cam-204: "FUCK!"

TVman-204: "What happened?"

Cam-204: "All of my friends is literally died in the canon storyline! Even the one who has a crush on me."

TVman-204: "You realized we're in the different timeline and Red is still alive right?"

Cam-204: "Oh yeah. Totally forgot."

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TVman-204: "I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them."

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Cam-204: "Come, Speakerman-204. TVman-204 doesn't want to talk to us right now. They're just too polite to say it."

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Speakerman-204: "Cam-204, is that legal?"

Cam-204: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

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Speakerman-204: "How do you type so fast?"

TVman-204: "Anxiety."

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TVman-204: "Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?"

Speakerman-204: "I feel like we've all done that at least once."

Cam-204: "I ate it too- "

Speakerman-204: "See?"

Cam-204: "-On purpose..."

TVman-204 & Speakerman-204: "...What?"

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Cam-204: "I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture."

The Squad: "Awwww- "

Cam-204: "And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything"."

The Squad: "Oh."

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Cam-204: "Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?"

TVman-204: "Cam-204, what did you do?"

Cam-204: "Take a guess."

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*Cam-204 is telling a story. *

Red Cam: "Wow, Cam-204, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!"

Speakerman-204: "Romance?"

Red Cam: "I have a crush on them."

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Cam-204: "Love makes people do stupid things."

Speakerman-204: "I love everything!"

Cam-204: "That explains a lot."

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Cam-204: "I may be antisocial and unattractive."

TVman-204: "...but?"

Cam-204: "That's all."

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Cam-204: "Am I an Alliance member? Am I a terrorist? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down."

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Cam-204: "Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks."

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*Speakerman-204 gets a phone call. *

Speakerman-204: "Hello?"

Cam-204: "Hi, is TVman-204 there? I need to talk to them."

Speakerman-204: "No, Sa is dead."

TVman-204, very much alive next to Speakerman-204: "ISA WHAT THE FUCK-"

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Cam-204: "Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?"

TVman-204: "What? No, I— "

Plunger Cam: *Enters room. *

Cam-204: *Jaw clenches. *

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Cam-204: "Who the fuck- "

Speakerman-204: "Language!"

Cam-204: "Whom the fuck- "

Speakerman-204: "No."

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Speakerman-204: "So I got this amazing plan!"

Cam-204: "We fail almost every time you say that."

Speakerman-204: "Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved."