TVman-204: "I am in charge of this disaster!"

Cam-204: "I have a name, you know."

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Sleepy Cam: "Guys. I found a 100 dollar bill."

Sleepy Cam: *Looks around. * "....Should I keep it?"

Speakerman-204: "Sleepy Cam, just do the right thing."

Cam-204: "And put it in your bag."

Speakerman-204: "No—"

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TVman-204: "If Speakerman-204 and I were drowning, who would you save?"

Cam-204: "You two can't swim?"

TVman-204: "It's a hypothetical question, Cam-204! Who would you save?"

Cam-204: "My time and effort."

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Cam-204: "Isa! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover."

Speakerman-204: *Blasting the mii theme at full volume. * "That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem."

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Cam-204: "Are you okay?"

TVman-204, crying: "Yeah, it was just the onions."

Cam-204: *Picks up an onion. * "What the fuck did you say to Sa?"

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TVman-204: "Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?"

Sleepy Cam: "I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group."

TVman-204: "..."

Sleepy Cam: "..."

TVman-204: "OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-"

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TVman-204: "Now, Sleepy Cam, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?"

Cam-204: "Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face."

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TVman-204: "Cam-204, keep an eye on Isa today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched."
Cam-204: "Sure, I'd love to see Speakerman-204 getting punched."
Sleepy Cam: "Try again."
Cam-204, sighing: "I will try to stop Speakerman-204 from getting punched."

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Sleepy Cam: "People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!"

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TVman-204: "Are you alright?"

Sleepy Cam: "Short answer or long answer?"

TVman-204: "Short?"

Sleepy Cam: "No."

TVman-204: "Long?"

Sleepy Cam: "Nooooooo."

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Sleepy Cam: "I'm sad."

TVman-204: "Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das."

TVman-204: "And das not good."

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Cam-204: "Are you listening to me?"
Sleepy Cam: *Nods. *
Cam-204: "What did I just say?"
Sleepy Cam: *Nods. *
Cam-204: "..."

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Cam-204: "Do you need help getting up?"

Sleepy Cam: "Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor."

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Sleepy Cam: "What's this?"

TVman-204, hugging Sleepy Cam: "Affection!"

Sleepy Cam: "Annoying."

Sleepy Cam: "...Do it again."

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Cam-204: *Sees someone doing something stupid. *

Cam-204: "What an idiot."

Cam-204: *Realizes it's Speakerman-204. *

Cam-204: "Wait, that's MY idiot!"

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Sleepy Cam: "How do you tell someone their breath stinks?"

TVman-204: "Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash."

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Speakerman-204, in TVman-204's window: "I thought I'd find you here!"

Cam-204, climbing past Speakerman-204: "WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-"

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Sleepy Cam: "I've connected the two dots."

Cam-204: "You didn't connect shit."

Sleepy Cam: "I've connected them."

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Sleepy Cam: "Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason."
Sleepy Cam: "Me too!"