Dark Speak: "Glitcher, I want Plunger Cam gone ASAP!"

Glitcher: "If you say so... wait, shouldn't we get someone to help us?"

Dark Speak: "The only person that could help us is TVman-204 and I don't really trust him..."

*Looks over to TVman-204. *

TVman-204: "If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands!" *Clap clap. * "If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands!" *Clap clap. *

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Plunger Cam: "I sleep with a knife under my pillow."

Dark Speak: "I sleep with a machete."

TVman-204: "Both of you are pathetic."

Dark Speak: "Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?"

TVman-204: "Browny."

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Dark Speak: "Plunger Cam! I can't do this stupid math!"

Plunger Cam: "What's the math problem?"

Dark Speak: "Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply."

TVman-204, covering Glitcher's ears, while Plunger Cam smacks Dark Speak upside the head: "Not going to lie that was hella smooth."

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Glitcher: "This food is too hot... I cant eat it."

Plunger Cam: "You're very hot, and I still eat you."

Everyone at the table: *Silence. *

Dark Speak: "YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!"

TVman-204: "One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!"

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TVman-204: "How do I ask someone out?"

Glitcher: "Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two."

TVman-204: "No!"

Plunger Cam: "Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car."

TVman-204: "Stop!"

Dark Speak: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream."

TVman-204: "I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory."

(TVman-204 being the most normal one pt 1)

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TVman-204: "Yesterday, I watched Glitcher try to eat a decorative rock from Plunger Cam's potted plant. Dark Speak caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Glitcher started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away."

(TVman-204 being the most normal one pt 2)

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Glitcher: "That's ridiculous, Dark Speak doesn't have a crush on me."

TVman-204: "Yes he does."

Plunger Cam: "Yes he does."

Dark Speak: "Yes I do."

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TVman-204: "It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!"

Glitcher: "Merry crisis."

Plunger Cam: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way."

Dark Speak: "Hoe hoe hoe."

TVman-204: "Guys, please...."

(I know it already past Christmas but meh.)

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Plunger Cam: "Why do you look like that?"

TVman-204, laying face-first on the floor: "Like what?..."

Plunger Cam: "Like you're dead."

TVman-204: "It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish..."

Glitcher: "TVman-204 accidentally called Brown Cam "babe" in front of everyone today."

TVman-204: *Sobs into the floor. *

(The timeline where TVman-204 and Brown Cam is still friends)

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Dark Speak: "What are you getting Glitcher for the holidays?"

Plunger Cam: "I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet."

TVman-204: "I'm getting Glitcher a divorce lawyer."

(TVman-204 love to mess with the others a bit)

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TVman-204: "I just watched Glitcher jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Dark Speak was screaming for help, which caused Plunger Cam to run in to help Glitcher. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes."

(TVman-204 is the kind of person who is just gonna stand there and watch all the screen)

[This whole chapter is just Plunger Cameraman x Glitcher x Dark Speakerman while TVman-204 being the third or fourth wheel, idk]