Charlie: "How many children do you have?"

Costy: "Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference."

(My Ocs is my children fr)

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Costy: "You're not my friend anymore."

Niver: "I was your friend?"

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Victor, sniffling: "Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies."

Costy: "Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?"

Victor: "I have burnout, what do you think?"

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TVman-204: "I thought I told you to stop reading my emails."

Costy: "Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!"

(I'm their Creator anyway, what can they do about it?)

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Costy: "Awww, why don't you like cats, Anyone? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??"

Cam-204: "I don't know Costy, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor."

Costy: ".."

Cam-204: "I'm ALLERGIC."

(I'm almost forget about that)

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Costy: "You need to be more careful!"

Niver, who was dragged into Costy's issue: "Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT- "

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Costy: "Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three."

Costy: "One... two... three."

Nicehill: "..."

Costy: "..."

Costy: "See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us."

(Both of us have high pride tho)

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Costy: "What's gone wrong, little Char?"

Charlie: "Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis."

Costy: "That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?"

Charlie: "Well... There's a crisis."

(Lmao)

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TVman-204: "What are you planning to do?"

Costy: "Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!"

(I'm the god of randomness, lmao)

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Those Ocs that I gave bad trauma backstory: "Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult."

Costy, sarcastically: "Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life."

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Nicehill, looking over Costy's shoulder: "You can draw?"

Costy, stopping what they were doing: "You can speak?"

(But my drawing is kinda...eh...)

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Speakerman-204: "Are you coming to bed?"

Costy: "I can't. This is important."

Speakerman-204: "What?"

Costy: "Someone is wrong on the internet."

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Ocs: "I'm gonna kill you."

Costy: "Get in line!"

(Many of them want to kill me bcuz of the thing I gave to them while making them)

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Costy, at Windey's funeral: "I need a moment with them."

Everyone: "Of course." *They leave. *

Costy, leaning over Windey′s coffin: "Okay, listen here you little s---. I know you're not dead."

Windey: "Yeah, no s---."

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Costy: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

Niver: "I only like dark humor."

Costy, turning the lights off: "What do you call a fake noodle?"

Niver: "..."

Costy: "An IMPASTA!"

(Bruh, I'm bad at humor)