Charlie: "This bloodline ends with me."
Victor: "That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"."

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G!Luv: "And what did we learn, Charlie?"
Charlie: "Tackling someone isn't the correct response to being asked a simple question."

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Charlie: "Everybody shut up, I'm thinking."

G!Luv, patting them on the back: "Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself."

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Charlie: "What state do you live in?"

G!Luv: "I live in a state of constant anxiety."

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Charlie: "I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes."

Victor: "Wow, I've gotta hear this."

Charlie: "I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share."

Victor: "You forgot pride."

Charlie: "No, I'm pretty proud of this."

(The timeline is before when before Char meet G!Luv)

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Charlie, clearly drunk: "G!Luv, hit me another drink... wooOO HOOoo..."

G!Luv: "I think you need a therapist and not a bottle."

Charlie: "I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!"

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Charlie: "Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?"
G!Luv: "All the time."
Charlie: "Then you should be used to it by now."

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G!Luv: "What's up? I'm back."

Charlie: "I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead."

G!Luv: "Death is a social construct."

(When Char first know about G!Luv's ability)

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G!Luv: "I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!"
*Later. *
Charlie, to G!Luv: "That was the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life."

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Victor: "Char, you're my best friend."

Charlie: "Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend."

Charlie: "I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!"

(Vic is so lonely, lol)