"Ugh! I'll never prove my medical degree is real if I can't even make pain pills!"

This (of course) is FatMemeGod. "Meme" for short. He has always claimed he had a real, outstanding medical degree, but of course no one believed him. I mean, it's not like he had actually done any medical work! But this time, it would be different. He would make a functioning pain medication, so everyone could use it and feel better if they had headaches, muscle pain, or any other type of pain! Yet, he had failed to make it 13 times, and his current smile turned upside down when he failed it for the 14th time. He thought to himself, "This has something to do with the machine doesn't it?".

Obviously, he was using a machine that automatically put the solution in a clear layer, and put them into containers. The containers were also already labeled as Ibuprofen (Pain Medication). You're probably wondering, why had he kept failing at making the pain medication? That is because he had no idea what he was doing. Well, he had a slight idea, but he wasn't adding any of the right ingredients. And of course, that gives a lot of different outcomes, and I mean a lot. Some of the outcomes and side effects of ingesting the last batch Meme made (aka, failure 14) are complete insanity, transformations, death, gradually turning into a killer, you know, that type of stuff! As Meme was thinking about this, he growled in frustration, punched the wall three times, and stormed out of his medbay.

It was a nice day for everyone, the temperature was perfect, the breeze was cooling yet not cold, and it wasn't too humid. Everyone was either outside enjoying the weather, fighting off zombies and skeletons with each other, or plotting for everyone's demise as they plan to turn into a robot. (Laff, I'm talking about you.) Everyone was enjoying the weather apart from Socksfor1 and TbhHonest. (Aka Socks and TBH) They had both suffered an injury from blazes in the nether, and fought off 3 enderman before that. Both of their arms were also aching from holding their swords and axes all day.

"Hey, Tbh."

"What?"

"I think I'm going to see if Meme has any pain meds. Wanna come?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to stay- Ah! Stay here.."

The reason he screamed in the middle of his sentence was because he was moving to get comfortable, but if his shin touches anything it feels like it's on fire. Because it was! That was where the blaze shot the fireball.

"Alright."

And Socks started on his way to Meme's Medbay. Socks knew Meme's medical degree was fake, but he always had medicine there and said he made it. Either way, he had medicine.

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When Socks got to the top of the hill where Meme's medbay was located, he needed to take a break and sat down for a minute. He had a throbbing headache, and his forearm felt like it was stabbed, but it only had a few scratches. But it really hurt because one of the enderman bit really hard into his skin. It wouldn't do anything to him other than fizzing a purple and black substance, and glowing an eerie purple-pink, which was normal when you got bit by an enderman. Socks finally got back up after about 3 minutes and started walking again. He was nearly to the top when he stopped, so he didn't need to walk much farther.

Earlier, when Meme stormed out of medbay, he had set chairs up so he could sit and enjoy the weather. It turned out he enjoyed the weather a bit too much and fell asleep on the chairs. When Socks got to the top, he didn't realize Meme was sleeping, and went,

"Meme, do you have any pain medication?"

Meme didn't respond

"Dude, I'm not in the mood right now. Just answer me."

Once again, he didn't respond

"Hello? Are you awake?!"

Meme finally woke up and was startled to see Socks right in front of his face.

"... what the.. why are you here?"

"Wait, were you sleeping?"

"mmmyea.."

Socks could hear the drowsiness in Meme's voice.

"Oh! Sorry, I didn't realize you were.."

The thing is, when Meme goes to sleep, he puts his Cookie Monster eyes on top of his eyes so he blocks out any light.

"Well, what do you want?"

"I came up to see if you had any pain medication for me and Tbh."

"Yeah, it should be in there."

"Alright- and.. sorry about waking you up.."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever.."

Socks expected that to be Meme's reaction, it's just how he is. So after this he entered the medbay. When he first went inside, it looked like the medbay from another game, (you know which one) but all that mattered was that he got the pain medication. He found something on a table that was labeled "Ibuprofen (Pain Medication)" but then next to it was written "#14". Socks then took a couple steps out of the medbay to check with Meme if that was the correct container. Socks called out from behind Meme who was still on the chair half asleep.

"Hey is this it?"

"What is it?"

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"The pain meds you said you had! Are these the right ones? I found these on the table."

"What does.. label say?"

"Uh.. ibuprofen pain medication, and then it has a 14 next to it."

If Meme was fully awake, he would go, "NONONONONO THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT CONTAINER, PUT THAT BACK, NONONO-" and probably be laughing out of fear. But currently of course, he was half awake. So in his half awake mind he said, "Wait a minute.. isn't that Failure 14? Yep! That the right one!" And that is exactly what he said.

"Yep! That the right one!"

Socks noticed Meme's voice was a lot more cheery than a couple minutes ago. "He's probably getting a bit delirious since he's tired." Socks thought.

"Alright, I'll bring this back later."

And Socks walked back down the flight of stairs everyone made going down the hill. Him, Blaza, Meme, Laff, Dino, Woolf, Muffin, Nadwe, Oompa, and Tbh all made it together. Wait, Tbh? Socks had completely forgotten about him! He ran the rest of the way back to where he last saw the Crab-man, and thankfully he was still there.

"Oh my god, could you have taken any longer?!"

Socks was completely out of breath and said the best he could,

"Sorry.. huff.. I complete.. huff.. ly forgot about.. huff.. getting back here quick."

"Alright. So, where is it?"

"Right here."

Socks handed the container to him, he had already gotten a pill out for himself. Both of them also had water bottles with them, so they could have the pills correctly. Tbh was a bit timid and apprehensive and said to Socks,

"Are you sure these are the right pills?"

"Yeah, Meme said they were."

"Okay.."

Socks had taken his after he answered, but Tbh still wasn't convinced. So he didn't take his. The rest of the day was fine, the pain in both of their forearms went away, but Socks recovered first. Everything was fine until that night. They said they could never unleash evil from someone, but this will prove that wrong.

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Hello! I hope you've enjoyed this story so far! I'll try and update this as much as I can! See you in the next part! :3