Eri: Heads up, guys. "Meme" episode is coming up.
Honoka: Meme?
Umi: It means "trending", Honoka-chan.
Honoka: Ohhhh....why is that?
Maki: I'm home.......huh....WHAT THE?!!!
Hanayo: Good afternoon, Maki-chan!!! 😃
Nico: Finally you're here, redhead!! 😣
Maki: Hold on a sec....why is everybody here?!!!
Eri: I just thought it'd be nice to have a celebration at your house. Besides, this next episode is just for you, so I thought it'd be better if we all watch it at your house. 😄😉
Maki: But still......you guys never told me ahead that you guys would show up!!!
Kotori: True, but we thought surprising you would be better!! We all know that you are excited to watch the next episode!!
Maki: What?!! Cut that crap!! Who told you that I feel that way?!
Nico: You're blushing, redhead. 😒
Maki: No, I am not!! 😣
Rin: Yep!! Maki-chan is hyped to see Yoshiko too!!!
Maki: Eh?!! D-Don't get the wrong idea, Yoshiko is not my favorite.....I just said she was interesting, that is all. 😒
Kotori: Regardless, you still like her right?
Maki: (blushing)....geez....guys, just cut it out.
Hanayo: Umm...let us begin watching the episode guys!!

---- EPISODE 05 Begins ----

Umi: I hope this girl isn't as bad as I expect her to be.
Nico: She better be worth it.
Maki: I'm not going to expect much so....

(Yohane does her ritual......)

Nico: What the hell!!!? 😨
Maki: My God..... 😒
Hanayo: That's creepy.... 😫
Umi: Can someone tell me if she is mentally ill or something? 😕
Eri: Come on guys, don't be so hardon her!! She is just a chuunibyou after all!!

(Yohane goes on a balcony and yells "WHO IS THE FALLEN ANGEL?!"...)

Rin: Ugghh...she's creeping me out just seeing her do that. 😓
Umi: Psycho. 😠
Nico: Hey, you're getting too far trying to get your neighbors' attentions. 😒

(...she snaps out. Yohane suddenly realizes how embarassing are the things she is doing and suddenly rolls all over the floor regretting her chuunibyou ritual....)

Maki: Fuck....... 😧
Umi: I wanna go home.... 😩
Eri: HAHAHA....GOOD LORD...SHE IS SO FUNNY....I AM SURPRISED....I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE RIKKA FROM CHUUNIBYOU DEMO KOI GA SHITAI.... 😄
Nozomi: AMAZING. Turns out she is actually a Yuuta or Shinka-type chuunibyou, huh? 😁
Eri: Harasho!! 😀
Maki: Eri is enjoying this too? 😓
Umi: Crap. Eri is becoming a psycho too...... 😲

(Yohane tells herself that she must stop being a chuunibyou and act normal to fit in with others....)

Maki: I am glad she realizes that.
Eri: This is interesting!!

(Meanwhile, Aqours checks their popularity ranking in Love Live online......at Rank 4000s, it ain't enough. Chika isn't satisfied but is still happy for the results.....)

Honoka: Geez.....not another callback.....
Hanayo: The memories.....
Honoka: I still remember that time when we were already within the top ranks for Love Live.....and then when I practiced too hard and got sick, u's was forced to withdraw.....
Umi: Then I had to slap you out of it.....
Honoka: NO MORE BAD MEMES - err - MEMORIES, PLEASE!!!

(Then OMG, Hanamaru reveals how outdated she is. She looks at the laptop with very bright eyes like she saw magic. She asks them what a laptop is........)

Rin: Hahahaha...wow!! Go Hanamaru!!
Hanayo: W-wha?!!! 😨
Maki: The hell?!! 😲
Umi: YOU TOO?!! GOD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LAPTOP IS?!!! 😵
Nico: Oh my god. She has the mindset of a caveman...... 😨
Honoka: Why?!! I don't get it, how come she does not know what a laptop is?!! 😱
Nozomi: Oh my.....so this is what happens when you live in a temple and you're in a rural town.....
Eri: I feel bad for her....there are actually low tech people like her....

(Hanamaru notices a bright and shiny button at the laptop.....)

Rin: .....ummm....isn't that the laptop's Power button?.....
Everyone: ...........(make very tense expressions)
Maki: .....Ooohhhh shiiiitttt....... 😨
Nico: Oh crap...... 😏

(Hanamaru presses the button.......then the laptop went blank.....)

Everyone: OH NOOOOO!!!? 😱😱😱😨😨😨😨
Umi: HANAMARU, YOU SHAMELESS IDIOT!! 😲
Nico: Hahahaha.....oh my god.... 😎😀😀

(Chika panicks - Hanamaru's unintended shutting down of her laptop results in all their unsaved files and songs getting deleted....Hanamaru still does not understand what she just did......)

Umi: F&#K THIS!!! (says it while closing her mouth.) 😡
Nico: Hahaha!!! What an idiot!!!

(Aqours gets a new practice arena - the school's rooftop.)

Nico: COPYCATS!!! 😬😬😈💀
Eri: Are school's rooftops the trend this days?!! Everytime I walk pass a school, I always see lots of people or idols spending time there! 😓
Maki: Yeah....school rooftops are meant for stargazing and astronomical activities.....geez, people these days improvise too much. 😒
Honoka: GREAT CHOICE, GUYS!! NOW, ALL YOU NEED IS TO GET A MOP AND MAKE AN AQOURS SIGNATURE ON THE FLOOR WITH WATER.....
Nico: SHUT UP, HONOKA. 😒😲

(The "Three Mermaids" reference.....)

Maki: Come on, they need to reference that? I remember how my dad used to read me that kind of story.
Nico: Hmph!! You are such a child, Maki-chan!! 😏
Maki: What did you say?!! I am mature you know!!
Nico: Oh please!! You believe in Santa 🎅😉 - (Umi closes her mouth.)

(Yoshiko "sneaks" into school trying to observe everyone, including Aqours, whilst hidden....Hanamaru notices anyway.)

Nozomi: This person is sooo much like Nico and Maki.... 💑
NicoMaki: HEYYY!!! 🙅😬
Honoka: That is true!!
Nozomi: Yoshiko likes to sneak around much like how Nico and Maki sneak around other people.
Eri: Not only that, Nico likes to sneak around so she could avoid people!! On the other hand, Maki sneaks around so she can follow people and eavesdrop on others!!
Hanayo: Correct!! Nico-chan is an escape artist while Maki-chan is a stalker!! 😅
NicoMaki: SHUT UP!! YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL BAD ALREADY!! 😭😭
Nozomi: Well would you look that!! These two girls are responding with the same answers in unison!! What a couple!! 💏
NicoMaki: .........(silent)......... 😯😯

(Hanamaru and Yoshiko talk to each other - Yoshiko hides inside a compartment....)

Honoka: Umi likes to hide whenever someone tries to approach her - 😔
Umi: Hey!!!? I...I only do it a few times.... 😫
Kotori: Everytime I want to tease Umi-chan or make her wear short skirts, she always runs.... 😭
Umi: BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE WEARING INDECENT OUTFITS!!! SHUT UP!! PLEASE!!! 😩😩
Maki: This conversation between Hanamaru and Yoshiko is actually meaningful. Nice. 😶

(Yoshiko begs Hanamaru to help her be normal - requests that whenever she tries to do something crazy or chuunibyou, Hanamaru must stop her....)

Nozomi: This girl thinks she's possessed or somethin'?
Umi: I feel bad for Hanamaru. This is what happens to "childhood friends" all the time!! When you happen to be a childhood friend of somebody, that friend of yours drags you or forces you to do crazy stuffs. 😔😔
Honoka: Hey!!!! 😭

(The deal is sealed. Next day, Yoshiko decides to go to school as a normal girl.....)

Maki: Oh no..... 😒
Nico: This is gonna be bad... 😑
Umi: I do not like this.... 😐
Nozomi: Ohhh? Things are spicing up!!!! 😋

(....she makes a "bishojo girl" entrance.....walking slowly, smiling as if everyone is looking at her - they do though - and getting her long hair wave flawlessly......)

Umi: GIVE ME A BREAK!! 😬
Rin: What a drama queen..... 😧
Hanayo: Is that how she is supposed to act normally? 😨
Maki: Fuck this girl. (trying hard moron....) 😠
Eri: What a dreamer...
Umi: Geez.....trying hard first year....you think you are so beautiful?! 😤
Kotori: She.....is too confident..... 😓
Nico: Oh man!! How come I never tried something like before!!? 😮😏

(....inside the classroom, Yoshiko gets surrounded by many students who wanted to get to know about her - Yoshiko behaves like she is "too shy to make friends"....)

Nico: How come I cannot get enough followers just like her!!!? Darn it!!! 😡
Maki: Geez....if I were in her situation, I would feel the same way. I do not like it when too many people surround me like I am their god or something....
Hanayo: Hmmmm...I am starting to see the similarities between Maki and Yoshiko..... ☺

(...then Yoshiko mentions she has a habit of fortune telling. The students request her to do one......)

Nozomi: Whoa!! Wait a minute....I feel a bad omen... 😓
Eri: This is bad.... 😓
Umi: Nooo!! 😲

(.....Yoshiko does their request......SHE BRINGS OUT A CRYSTAL BALL AND A DARK ROBE FROM HER BAG AND STARTS PREACHING ABOUT ASMODEUS AND SOMETHIN'!!!)

Everyone: ....... 😥😥😱😑😑😯😨😨😬
Nozomi: Is she copying me?
Nico: They should send her to a mental hospital
Maki: That is soooo embarassing.....what an idiot.
Kotori: Oh no.....
Honoka: This is kinda.....funny?

(....Hanamaru watches her with an annoyed look - knowing she failed to stop Yoshiko in time, did not expect she would do that, and just finds her friend annoying.....)

Rin: Oh nooo...I feel so bad for her.
Kotori: Gosh.....
Nozomi: Geez...I'd feel so awkward if I were in her situation.
Maki: That is me whenever Nico does something stupid in front of me.
Umi: That is me whenever Honoka wants me to do something for her.
Honoka and Nico: .....(angry face)

(Yoshiko complains about Hanamaru's failure and her failure to become a normal girl - doing all of it under a table inside Aqour's clubroom....)

Honoka: Geez.....the second years look at her with annoyance.....poor girl.....
Nico: Chika should slap her or something....
Umi: Shameful....... 😠

(Chika thought that Yoshiko can be a valuable asset for Aqours after hearing of her interests...)

Umi: NOOOO!!! CHIKA, DON'T YOU DARE!!!?
Maki: She is doing another Honoka-style recruiting.....geez....too many people just want to copy Honoka's policy of recruiting just about anyone
Nico: Chika is so annoying....
Kotori: What is she up to?

(Chika believes that Yoshiko's "fallen angel" gimmicks will make Aqours popular. She makes everyone wear gothic lolita outfits....)

Rin: Cute!!!
Maki: Whoa....cool and smart, Chika.
Eri: HARASHO!!! I am impressed!! I mean, they just found something original!! We did not even thought of wearing gothic lolita clothes either!! Chika is so smart!!
Hanayo: Wow!! So it looks like the new generation of school idols will be inspired by gothic lolita themes?!! Amazing!!!
Nico: Hmph!!! They cannot win just because they found a new gimmick!!
Honoka: Awwwww!!? Why did I not think of that!!?
Kotori: They are all so cute in those outfits!! I need to get their designs, I would love to make one!!!
Umi: I am so glad Riko understands the indecency of wearing short skirts!!
Nozomi: (takes pictures of the outfits)

(Everyone discovers that Yoshiko is popular online and has her own video channel.)

Maki: Wow!! Impressive, this girl is actually charming and intelligent.
Umi: This is how shut-ins and people who lack attention live.....
Nico: NO FAIR!!! NO FAIR!!! HOW COME YOSHIKO HAS A CHANNEL AND IS POPULAR!!? I DID THIS BACK THEN!! I USED TO HAVE MY OWN VIDEO CHANNEL PROMOTING MY IDOL GROUP!!!
Maki: Because Yoshiko roleplays as the fallen angel Yohane. It is an attracting stunt actually. As for you, no one would follow your channel cuz no one likes your Nico Nico Nii....
Nico: What did you just say?!!
Nozomi: Nico also has that curse of ignorance. People will ignore her no matter what she does.
Nico: Hey!!!?
Rin: Guys, who's Nico?
Nico: STOP MESSING WITH ME, GUYS!!!!

(When Chika encourages Yoshiko to do a PV with them and do something awesome.....)

Maki: I am glad Yoshiko is actually conscious enough to hesitate at Chika's offer....
Nico: This girl is an idiot!! Why would you encourage someone to promote her chuunibyou identity?!!
Umi: Nooo!!! This is as bad as saying Honoka should drag whoever she likes!!!

(Aqours led by Yoshiko make a "Fallen Angel" PV...)

Honoka: Cool!!!
Umi: This girl is actually quite talented....
Maki: Oh god....I can imagine something like all of us doing a PV where Nico makes us do her Nico Nico Nii...
Nico: I am not convinced with this PV....

(....it works!! Aqours got more popular in an instant!!)

Nico: Don't celebrate just yet, Aqours....
Honoka: AWESOME!!!!
Hanayo: Are they actually rising in the Rankings!!?

(Dia scolds Aqours for making the PV and dragging her sister Ruby with it)

Hanayo: Oh oh.....
Umi: So cold....
Rin: Is she salty about Ruby's Rubesty?
Nico: Aha!!! Take that!!
Maki: Wow.....geez....

(Dia shows them that their rankings quickly dropped after the PV)

Nico: Dia is so right!!! She thinks the same things as I do!! Gimmicks will not guarantee success as an idol. People will lose interest soon after you showed it all off!!
Maki: Dia truly is the new Nico.....
Eri: Love Live is now very competitive, huh?
Honoka: I am learning from this!!!

(Yoshiko blames herself for getting them into trouble)

Nico: That is right, you fallen bitch!! Get out of the team!!!
Maki: (slaps Nico)
Nico: Ouch!! Hey!!?
Maki: Shut up and just watch.
Umi: Gosh...I feel bad for her. At least she is aware of her situation...
Nozomi: This is so sad....

(Hanamaru explains how broken Yoshiko is - including the time when she stood at the balcony of her school's rooftop.)

Everyone: (facepalm)......
Umi: Jesus!! She is mad!!
Kotori: What the?!!
Nico: Darn it!! She should have just fallen from that roof...
Maki: I feel so bad for her...

(Chika says how happy she is about people having different personalities....)

Honoka: Correct!!
Nozomi: Just like the nine of us....
Umi: Is Riko and Chika getting too....close?
Rin: Hahaha...Chika made a dog joke to scare Riko!!!

(Yoshiko decides to abandon her chuunibyou self and stores away her fallen angel costume....)

Umi: GOOD GRIEF!! SHE FINALLY REALIZES!!
Maki: Why do I feel like I do not like her choice.....
Hanayo: I feel kinda bad for her.....

(The chase.....)

Maki: Oh come on!! Another Nico chase?!!
Eri: How come everyone likes to have chase marathons with one another these days?!!
Rin: Marathons are so much fun!!
Hanayo: This is so dramatic!

(While chasing her, Chika tells Yoshiko that she realized that u's succeeded because they each showed their true self and their favorite selves instead of false personas....just like Yoshiko who is showing her chuunibyou because she wants to....)

Everyone: (speechless and in awe) 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Nico: Wow...... 😎
Honoka: Amazing.... 😄
Kotori: I am touched all of a sudden... 😍
Hanayo: Yeah....we never realized that, I guess....we partly became popular because of our attitudes.....
Umi: Geez....if only Nico did the same.... 😒
Nico: What did you just say?!! I showed my true persona....
Maki: No, Umi-chan. Nico did the same thing too. She also showed her true self by putting up false personas as a way to get attention. It's annoying.....but that side of her is what she wants and shows.... 😏
Umi: Wow.....that is sooo deep.... 😊
Nico: Okey....I am not sure if I should feel happy about the way Maki just said those things about me.......it sounded both like a praise and insult at the same time........ 😓👍👎
Maki: Geez.....alright, I will shut up now...... 😣

(....Chika also says she'll tell Yohane if she does something she doesn't like - she will control Yoshiko's chuunibyou actions.....)

Maki: Hmm...I am glad she is realistic about it. Normally, a person would say she is totally alright with what one does even if it was getting too far.....I am happy Chika is aware of that..... ☺
Umi: Phew!! Had Chika agreed to let Yoshiko do whatever she wants with no limits....... 😥
Nico: (Chika is really starting to impress me.......) ☺
Honoka: Wooooww.....how come I can't be as perceptive as she is......

(Finally, Yoshiko accepts and joins Aqours.....a black feather signals her journey......)

Umi: Ummm....should I be rejoicing this one?
Maki: (claps her hands)
Nozomi: When did the sky develop a habit of drooping feathers?
Eri: Is the feather black so that it symbolically differentiates between them and our white feathers?

(Meanwhile......Dia hears something that might be bad news from Chika....)

Honoka: I hate cliffhangers like that....
Eri: OH DAMN!!? DO NOT TELL ME THEY RECEIVED A LETTER THAT THEIR SCHOOL WILL SHUT DOWN!!
Umi: Oh noooo.....
Kotori: I hope it is not another "someone will go abroad" message.....

---- EPISODE 05 Ends: Review Time ----

Nico: ...................
Maki: Wow....
Eri: Best girl........
Honoka: This episode is sooo awesome guys!!!
Hanayo: I believe Yoshiko will actually make Aqours even better!
Eri: OF COURSE SHE WILL!!! STRAWBERRY TRAPPER AND GUILTY KISS ARE PROOFS OF HER TALENT!!!
Nico: I will search for her channel and bash her!! I will show her who is boss!!
Umi: She will ignore your comment...
Nico: Shut up!! Let me do what I want to do!!!
Maki: Guys.....I think I really like her now.
Everyone: .........
Rin: Awwww....
Maki: Well....I am not gonna say it again!
Kotori: Yoshiko is just very relatable to Maki-chan!!
Honoka: Yep!!
Nozomi: How interesting.....Maki must be a chuunibyou too!
Maki: What!!?
Nozomi: Hehe...I actually feel like Maki's tsundere persona is her chuunibyou -
Maki: Shut up!!!

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A/N: Okey, done! I have decided to post this one now because my wifi is running out of data. As I have said, if I do not publish the next chapter next week, that means I am out of wifi...and I might update once I have wifi again....

I have decided to try out using emojis give you guys an idea of what they feel. (If you see a lot of emojis or nine emojis in one statement, that means each and everyone in Muse is reacting.)

Comment if you like this innovation I made.

See ya for the next chapter next week!! (Hopefully....)