SEAN HANNITY:

(Announcing from offstage)

And now, a fundraising plea from Susan Collins

[A spotlight shines on SUSAN COLLINS.]

[To the tune of "Hopelessly Devoted to You" from Grease.]

SUSAN COLLINS:

GUESS I'M NOT THE SOLE SEAT IN DANGER

BUT IT WILL BE NOVEMBER SOON

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW

THERE'S JUST NO GETTING OVER YOU

YOU KNOW ALL DEFECT TALK WAS JOKING

TRICKING THOSE WHO MIGHT VOTE BLUE

BUT, DONNY, CAN'T YOU SEE

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO?

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE

SINCE THE VOTERS THINK I LIED

NO LONGER AHEAD

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

MY HEAD IS SAYING, "JUST OUT-FUND HER"

MY HEART IS SAYING, "DON'T LET GO"

WE JUST HAVE TO SPEND

AND THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE

SINCE THE VOTERS THINK I LIED

NO LONGER AHEAD

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED,

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU