[The music picks up and SUSAN COLLINS is joined by LISA MURKOWSKI, MARTHA MCSALLY, KELLY LOEFFLER, JONI ERNST, CINDY HYDE-SMITH, DEB FISCHER, MARSHA BLACKBURN, and SHELLEY MOORE CAPITO.]

ANN COULTER:

(Announcing from offstage) Now, some people say that the Republican Party is just an Old Boys Club. This year we have a total of nine women in the senate, and they're here to show you that you don't need feminism to be powerful! Give it up for the Ladies of the GOP!

[To the tune of "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" from Mamma Mia.]

GOP WOMEN:

PAYCHECK COMES

MARTHA MCSALLY:

AND I'M COUNTING MY MONEY

THERE'S A LOT, THAT IS WELL KNOWN

I DESERVE TO CHOOSE TO USE IT ON MY OWN

GOP WOMEN:

THEN BIG GOV'S

KELLY LOEFFLER:

ASKING FOR A PERCENTAGE

AS THEY PLAN TO TREAD ON ME

AND IT MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED TO NOT BE FREE

GOP WOMEN:

IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE?

SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY

CEOS

LISA MURKOWSKI:

PULLED UP BY THEIR OWN BOOTSTRAPS

INHERIT A FORTUNE

WHY ON EARTH SHOULD ALL THE POORS GET TO JOIN IN?

GOP WOMEN:

"GO GET A JOB"

JONI ERNST:

I SCREAM AT THE HOODLUMS

WHEN THEY CLAIM THEY CAN'T SUFFICE

IT'S A SHAME THAT THEY DON'T FOLLOW MY ADVICE

GOP WOMEN:

IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE

SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY

(Dance Break)

GOP WOMEN:

IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE

SOMEONE TO HEAR MY PRAYER

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THOSE LIBERALS AWAY

GIMME GIMME GIMME TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH GUYS

WELFARE BILLS ARE ONES THAT WE MUST ALWAYS VOTE NAY