3rd P.O.V.

The Next Day....

It was the weekdays and class is in session as the teacher, Mr. Onsen is giving his lesson for the day.

Onsen: He has a big scythe.

Lum: Aww darling~!

Y/n: Lum!

However... Mr. Onsen is having some difficulties on teaching his class with Lum constant interruptions but he wasn't the only one being annoyed. The classmates in the room including Shinobu were getting jealous of the married couple.

On the boy sides, they're jealous because Y/n is married to a beautiful and sexy alien like Lum and the girl sides, they're jealous of Lum being married to Y/n who they all had a crush on since the beginning of the school with the exception of Shinobu who had a longtime crush on him way before she dated Ataru.

Onsen: His job is guiding wandering souls to the circle of reincarnation. He always wear a track suit...💢

Lum: Darling~! Darling~!

Y/n: Lum please stop! We're in class...

Lum: C'mon darling~! Let's ditch this boring class and go have fun!

Y/n: I can't do that-

His senses kicks in as he dodges the incoming chalk that was thrown at his head by Mr. Onsen.

Onsen: MOROBOSHI!!! THIS ISN'T A BIKINI BAR, DAMN IT!

Y/n: Don't yell at me!? And did you throw a freaking chalk at my head!

After he said that, Lum float down to sit on Y/n's lap making all the male student in the room jealous and female students envy.

Lum: Married couple never spend a minute apart.

Shinobu couldn't take it anymore as she balled her eyes out.

Shinobu: I hate this so much! This is not fair!

The female students comforted Shinobu as Y/n tried to say something.

Y/n: Shinobu-

Lum: Come here, darling~!

But he was completely stopped by Lum, who pulled him into a kiss making the whole class gasp in shock.

Female students: AAAHHH!!!

Make student: You-You absolute scumbag! Stop forcing dear Lum to act so lewd!

Y/n: Who are you calling a scumbag?! I'm not forcing Lum to do anything! She's my wife!

Lum: You said it, darling!

Suddenly a desk was thrown at the couple but Y/n managed to grab Lum and dodge the incoming flying object that was coming at them. He then turn to see who threw it only to see it was his own brother who threw the desk at them.

Y/n: What the hell, Ataru?!

Ataru: Shut up! It's because of you two I couldn't sleep last night! All the constant moans kept me up all night!

Female/Male Students: THEY DID WHAT?!?!?

Shinobu cries even harder after learning that Lum took Y/n first time.

Shinobu: She even took his first time! This is so unfair! *thought* I wanted to be his first!

Y/n: Goddamn it, Ataru! Why say that aloud for everyone to hear...!

And just like that, class came to an end for the day after the crazy scenario that took place during class hours.

At night....

Y/n is laying on the floor in his room looking at the ceiling while Lum sat next to him feeling guilty.

Lum: Darling... please forgive me.

He look at Lum for a moment before caressing her face.

Y/n: *sigh* It's ok, Lum... I forgive you. You have nothing to be sorry for anyway.

This made Lum happy to hear from Y/n as she jump on top of him.

Lum: Time for cuddling!

She pulled him into her embrace as she activated her powers.

Y/n: Again?

Lum: *giggle*

Even though Y/n is not affected by Lum's electricity, he can still feel the genuine love coming from her. However, he was thinking about Shinobu and how she acted earlier in class.

Y/n: *thought* I need to speak with Shinobu when I have the chance.

Lum: Hey, Darling~

Y/n: What is it, Lum- Uh...?

Y/n quickly took notice the lust in Lum's eyes giving him an idea, she's "horny" again.

Lum: I'm feeling excited right now, darling~! I want to feel you inside me again, please~

Y/n: Welp! How can I deny my wife needs~

Locking the door to make sure no one interrupts them, Y/n and Lum get down to business on making love as the sounds of moaning are heard throughout the night once more.

Ataru: SERIOUSLY, AGAIN!?!? DAMN IT!!!

Y/n P.O.V.

The Next day...

I invited Ataru to a ramen shop as an apology on keeping him up all night, AGAIN.

Y/n: Sorry about last night... and the night after that...

Ataru: Whatever! Let not talk about it, ok.

We start eating our ramen in peace letting the silence take over between us.

Y/n: ......

Ataru: ....

Y/n: I still slept with a hot babe before you~!

Ataru: Oh, come on! Quit rubbing it in!

Later....

After paying for our meal, me and Ataru left the restaurant filling full and satisfied.

Y/n: That was amazing! I could go for dessert.

Ataru: How can you still be hungry for dessert?! You ate 10 bowls of ramen!

Y/n: You can't blame me for it? I'm part dragon so my metabolism burns calories faster.

Ataru: I can't believe your appetite increased-

As we were talking, Ataru accidentally bump into some random lady by mistake while at the same time managing to grope her breast. *sigh* This brother of mine really has the worst luck with women.

Ataru: Whoops! My bad miss, sorry.

Y/n: Idiot...

At first the lady doesn't say anything making us confused.

Y/n: Umm... Miss is everything-

???: Aaaghhh!!!

She suddenly started screaming for no reason as she clinked to Ataru.

???: The shock of being bumped into... has put strain on my heart.

The woman raised her head to look at Ataru.

Ataru: *thought* My god! She sparked a fire in my soul!

The minute I saw the woman face, I immediately recognized who she is.

Y/n: Sakura!

Sakura then noticed me as she pushed Ataru aside by sending him flying against the wall.

Ataru: Agh!

Sakura: Y/N!

She ran over to me as she embraced me into a hug.

Sakura: Thank god you're here! I desperately need your help.

Y/n: What is it, Sakura? And what was that reaction earlier?

Sakura: I'm in major pain! This raging toothache-

Before she could finish her sentence, Ataru interrupted her by acting his perverted self.

Ataru: Are you still feeling pain? Would a back massage help you out? Oh uh, I know what if we remove you bra, it will help with the strain. Here allow me~!

Smack!!!!!!

Sakura: You should stop being such a thoughtless pervert! Maybe your bad luck will turn around.

Ataru: How did you know about that?!

Y/n: Sorry about my brother, Sakura. He always act like an idiot.

Sakura: As I was saying... I have a painful toothache that is driving me crazy! I was about thinking about going to a dentist but I sense a great disturbance. I followed the curse energy for half an hour, tracking it all the way here until I felt tremendous bad luck after bumping into him!

She said pointing at Ataru.

Ataru: Me?

Y/n: Well, Cherry did say Ataru is the definition of bad luck.

Ataru: Not cool, bro!

Y/n: Well, it's true! Since I can remember bad things always happen around you specifically with women. I mean Shinobu broke up with you last week because you couldn't stop flirting with other women, you see on the street!

Ataru: ..... And?

Y/n: Ugh! See, what I mean Sakura.

Sakura: Yes, he's a menace to all women- AAAAHHHH!!!! It hurts! The pain!

I quickly go help Sakura by letting her lean on my shoulder for support.

Y/n: Ok, you need to see a dentist and now!

Sakura: NO! I got a job to do and I refuse to leave until I get it done.

Y/n: *sigh* Stubborn as always, Sakura. Is the reason I have mad respect for you!

I saw Sakura blush a little before she covered her mouth quickly to hide her blushing.

Sakura: *giggle* Thanks, Y/n~ Ow...!

Y/n: Ataru!

Ataru: What?

Y/n: Follow us, we're going to Sakura's place.

Ataru: Do I have to? You have this covered-

Sakura: You are coming with us so I can exorcise you or I swear to go to the gods I will drag you myself!

This made Ataru flinch in fear by Sakura outburst, he immediately obeyed her command and followed all the way to her house.

3rd P.O.V.

Later....

The three soon arrived at Haruka's house as they stand in front of a gate of some kind.

Sakura: *gasping rapidly and heavily*

Y/n: Hang in there, Sakura.

Ataru: This is where she live? Creepy as hell!

Y/n: Come on, Ataru. We can't waste anymore time!

They make their way inside while Sakura cling to Y/n desperately. Ataru stopped for a moment as he saw the sign on the house.

Ataru: "Demon Extermination"

Y/n: Ataru!

Ataru: Alright, alright.

Opening the front door, Y/n slowly place Sakura to the ground letting her rest for a moment before she called out to her mother.

Sakura: Mother, I'm back!

???: Welcome home, Sakura!

Ataru: I can't believe she live in this old house.

Y/n: Be nice, Ataru! This is Sakura's home.

Ataru: That's remind me... how do you know this hot babe!? I haven't seen you hang with her or even speak about her before so what gives!

Y/n: Well, you see the reason is....

???: Oh, my to we have guests~!

The three turn to see, Sakura's mother but the minute Ataru saw her, he immediately saw a version of Cherry himself only genderbend.

Y/n: Sakura is Cherry niece and the brother of her mother.

Ataru: AAAHHH!!!

Tomobiki: Something the matter?

Ataru: N-No! I-I just uh... got to go, bye!!

Ataru makes a run for it.

Sakura: STOP!!! Where do you think you're going!? Hurry mother! Capture that boy!

Tomobiki immediately grabbed a rope and stopped Ataru in his tracks.

Ataru: AHH!

Sakura: Don't run off and waste my generosity! Or they'll be hell to be pay!

Y/n: Calm down, Sakura! You're only going to make the pain worse than it is.

Tomobiki: Sakura never stops once she put her mind to something. She always been in frail health but that hasn't held back her skills.

Tomobiki grabs Atari face as she examines it.

Tomobiki: Your face is so cursed, it should be the perfect image for unlucky. Now, you're in desperate need of an exorcism my boy, this way!

Ataru: No! Let me go!

Later...

Ataru: Just leave me alone!

Tomobiki: Relax, Sakura will take care of you.

Ataru: No, thanks!

Ataru make a break for it but he was stopped by Sakura at the door with Y/n right behind her

Sakura: We're trying to do you a favor out of the kindness of our hearts. Have a little gratitude!

Ataru: What the?!

Tomobiki: Sakura, what happened to you?

Sakura: It the result of a jinx from that boy. His curse energy is overwhelming that I need to have Y/n by my side at all times to counter attack the bad luck with good luck. So far it numbing the pain but the toothache is driving me crazy. So, let make this quick so I can see a dentist!

Sakura start her chanting to remove the curse on Ataru but only getting a few chants in stopping immediately as she yell out in pain.

Sakura: Goddamn it! It hurts!

Ataru: Yikes this lady!

Y/n: Sakura-

Sakura: I can't focus because of all the pain right now!

Tomobiki: Look! Such a powerful aura!

Dark curse energy start spewing out from Sakura body as the curse spirits start surrounding Ataru.

Ataru: Hey, you're making it worse!

Sakura: Be quiet! They're just weak spirit, I'll blow them away.

She start chanting once more but her changing started sounding more like food items then a spell.

Sakura: Crap! No good, now I have a migraine. No matter! I can't afford to quit until the job is finished

Y/n: Uh, Sakura....

Turning around Sakura saw Ataru is being overwhelmed by many curse spirits from every corner.

Ataru: Ah! Help! Get these freaks off of me!

Sakura: Oh no, this isn't good...

Y/n: Sakura, you can't continue your chanting until that toothache is fixed! You're only making it worse with every chanting you make.

Ataru: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Y/n looked back at his brother now being dogpiled by all the spirits.

Y/n: Oh, crap!

Sakura: I have no choice then....

Y/n: What do you mean-

Before he could figure out what Sakura meant by that, she grabs Y/n by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into a deep kiss.

Tomobiki: Oh my! How daring of you, Sakura~!

Ataru: What's going on?! I can't see anything with all these freaks on me!

The kiss kept going almost about a minute, Y/n was in shock while Sakura is blushing madly at the same time speaking to herself in her mind.

Sakura: *thought* I can't believe I'm doing this!? I am giving my first kiss to the person who I have feelings for the longest time. But I was hoping our first kiss would be more romantic than this... DOESN"T MATTER NOW! I have a job to do, and drastic measure need to be taken to get the job done. But I need to remember to apologies Y/n afterwards and make things right with him.

After a minute has passed the two separated as Sakura toothache start feeling better.

Sakura: My toothache is gone! I even feel totally refresh and for the first time ever I'm feel so healthy.

Tomobiki: But how can that be Sakura?

Sakura: It because of Y/n, positive energy from his tremendous, good luck. It completely healed my body and mind!

Tomobiki: Then all these evil spirits...

Sakura: They been the causes of all my past illness and I'm finally free!

Tomobiki: That's wonderful to hear!

Tomobiki and Sakura embrace each other into a hug.

Sakura: Now I can finish my chanting-

Ataru: HELP!!!!

Sakura: Just a moment I'll finish the exorcism for you!

Ataru: You better damn well better!

Sakura continues her chanting to finish the exorcism once and for all, once she is about reach the end. Sakura said her final words...

Sakura: DEMON BEGONE!

Banishing all the demons that was surrounding Ataru as they disappear from the living.

Sakura: They're all gone...

However, something slices through the fabric of reality as it appears miniature grim reaper.

Ataru: What the hell is that thing!?

Sakura: It's the Grimm reaper!

The grim reaper was about to attack Ataru but was stopped by Y/n who somehow manage to breathe fire to burn the Grimm reaper away.

Ataru/Sakura/Tomobiki: Whoa!

The Grimm reaper was burn to ashes as Ataru was saved. They all looked towards Y/n, who was catching his breath.

Ataru: Since when can you breathe fire?!

Y/n: Just now... I didn't think I could do that...?

Sakura: So, uncle was right... I found it hard to believe but he was right. *thought* And I just remembered I kissed him. That was close!

Y/n: Now that's done, we can go home right?

Sakura: Y-Yes, your brother has been exorcised. So, it's fine!

Ataru: Finally! I'm out of here!

Ataru ran out of the house leaving Y/n behind with Sakura.

Y/n: Hey, Sakura about earlier...

Sakura: Oh uh, sorry about that! It was the heat of the moment and toothache was killing me. I needed to find a faster solution!

Y/n: It's ok as long you're feeling better, it's fine with me.

Sakura smiled happily at Y/n, happy to hear it was ok with him.

Y/n: I should head home now... tell Cherry I said "hi".

Sakura: Alright, bye Y/n!

Y/n left the house to follow after his brother as Sakura could feel her heart beating rapidly.

Tomobiki: Such a sweet young man~

Sakura: Yeah, he is...~

Tomobiki look at her daughter seeing the warm smile on her face.

Tomobiki: I sense the red string of fate between you two.

Sakura: M-Mother?!

Sakura then left to her room out of embarrassment.

Tomobiki: *thought* It not only you, my sweet daughter but many other women out there connected to the red string of fate with that boy. I just wish you happiness with him in the future and live a long life.