uni_mafumafu: Can I swear

soraruru: Sure

uni_mafumafu: F

soraruru: Go on

uni_mafumafu: I'm nervous

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_amatsuki_: I love bees and honey

kashitaro_ito: How come?

_amatsuki_: Bees are so adorable and honey just has that likable trait

kashitaro_ito: I totally get that! The taste and flavor, the thickness, the stickiness

_amatsuki_: ...

_amatsuki_: Are we still talking about the same thing?

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sen_senra: What do you take with you to protect against the ghost?

neru_sleep: A condom

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[19:32] Nico_nico_Sou: i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let's Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[11:55] Nico_nico_Sou: I got so high last night that I started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

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shima_s2: Don't do anything stupid until I get back

uratasama: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you

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luzabs: My life is like a romcom except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

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_amatsuki_: What do you call a person who has poor hearing?

soraruru: What?

_amatsuki_: I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

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neru_sleep: I want to get a tattoo of a baby cow on my calf

luzabs: Are you kidding me

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sen_senra: Who ate all the cookies?

sakatandao: Ninjas

sen_senra: I didn't see them

sakatandao: No one ever does

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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun gave me a cake. This is why he's my favorite boyfriend

_amatsuki_: I'm your only boyfriend