luzabs: I have a hard time telling this one person how I feel about them

nqrse: Do what I did, keep putting glitter in their shampoo until they notice you

luzabs: That was you? Naruse-san, I've been scrubbing glitter from my entire body for a month now!

_amatsuki_: Seriously guys?!

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uni_mafumafu: Hey Shima-kun, is it scary to tell someone you're in love with them?

shima_s2: It can be, buy all you have to do is take a deep breath, look them in the eyes and say it. It's that easy

uni_mafumafu: If it's so easy, why can't you tell Senra-san?

shima_s2: ...

shima_s2: How much did Uratan pay you for this?

uni_mafumafu: 5000 yens, I can get like 30 boxes of cookie crisp cereal now, thanks Shima-kun!

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_amatsuki_: Some people are like Slinkies

soraruru: Explain

_amatsuki_: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs

soraruru: Please don't push your boyfriend down the stairs

_amatsuki_: You can't stop me

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Nico_nico_Sou: Ya know in the scheme of things, houses are just Tupperware and we are God's leftovers

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neru_sleep: If you think about it, gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques so we've probably never seen one at full strength

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syounen_t_sako: Mantises are the closest living things to centaurs

Pusu_kun: It checks out but don't ever say it again

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oO0Eve0Oo: I'm so stressed out that I gave every floor tile in my kitchen a first and last name

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singing_rib: Just found out that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat's sonar

kiyo_saiore: We can too, you're just not skilled yet

nqrse: Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can't triangulate my cellphone signal

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sakatandao: Ideal number of teeth?

neru_sleep: As many as I can get my hands on

uratasama: Neru-san, don't

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sen_senra: Thought about McDonald's this morning and then a few hours later I got targeted ads for McDonald's. I love my FBI agent, he gets me