sen_senra: Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle

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_amatsuki_: I touch myself whenever I think about you

kashitaro_ito: Oh

_amatsuki_: More specifically, I rub my temples because you're so awful I get a headache

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soraruru: If I die right now I'll die doing what I love

96_neko: Talking with friends?

soraruru: No, dying

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nqrse: Straight vampires are so unrealistic

nqrse: Imagine being heterosexual for all eternity... pass

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Nico_nico_Sou: There are eight wonders of the world

oO0Eve0Oo: There are seven

Nico_nico_Sou: No, eight

Nico_nico_Sou: Have you seen my ass in skinny jeans?

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uratasama: The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes. If I wanted to wait I would just write a fucking letter

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sen_senra: I think I've gotten twice as handsome this year

shima_s2: 0 x 2 is still 0

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kiyo_saiore: I saw the most beautiful person outside today

uni_mafumafu: That's weird, I didn't go outside today at all

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luzabs: Soraru-san, truth or dare?

soraruru: Truth

luzabs: Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?

soraruru: What?

luzabs: Answer the question, Soraru-san

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neru_sleep: And the most important thing is to be yourself

soraruru: Unless you're Neru-san