kashitaro_ito: Hello there, madam! This is your neighborhood florist

96_neko: What are you talking about?

kashitaro_ito: Sorry, I kinda got drunk and somehow bought a dozen of flowers. On my way to your house to deliver it

@kashitaro_ito left the chatroom

96_neko: DON'T

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_amatsuki_: Why are you being so reckless? Do you want to die?!

uni_mafumafu: Yeah

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sakatandao: What goes up but never goes down?

uratasama: The number of mistakes you make on a daily basis?

sen_senra: Your level of self-esteem?

shima_s2: The rate at which you destroy things?

sakatandao: I was gonna say your age, but okay that works too

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singing_rib: Do you ever get like water hungry?

luzabs: Thirsty?

singing_rib: Water hungry

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soraruru: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting

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Pusu_kun: I've got a five-year plan

nqrse: Cool, I've got the next 2 hours planned and then there's darkness

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soraruru: Do you need me to show you how blowpipe works?

Nico_nico_Sou: Please, Soraru-san, I know how to blow

soraruru: ...

Nico_nico_Sou: Wait, fuck that came out wrong

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neru_sleep: I'm not stupid, you know

luzabs: Well, that's news to me

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kashitaro_ito: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconut, so baby oil

_amatsuki_: Can't we just have a nice and normal conversation for once

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syounen_t_sako: Success is the best revenge

96_neko: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge