Incorrect Utaite [177]
uni_mafumafu: Good morning, Soraru-san!
soraruru: Hey, Mafumafu
_amatsuki_: Oh, yearn?
soraruru: What?
nqrse: Look at all those uwus
soraruru: No
Pusu_kun: SHIP
soraruru: STOP
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96_neko: Send dudes
kiyo_saiore: You mean nudes?
96_neko: I'm in a fight, I need more men
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syounen_t_sako: "Weird" is just a setting on my dryer
sakatandao: What does it do?
syounen_t_sako: Makes the clothes wetter
shima_s2: That is weird
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uratasama: Disrespect me again and I'll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out
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oO0Eve0Oo: The term "honeymoon" is interesting because a moon made out of honey would imply space bees, which is horrifying
oO0Eve0Oo: Do you think they have little bee space suits?
Nico_nico_Sou: Eve-san, no-
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_amatsuki_: No more video games, they cause stress and raise your heart rate
uni_mafumafu: More stressful than being alive?
_amatsuki_: I've seen you play Mario Party 8
uni_mafumafu: WARIO CHEATS
_amatsuki_: Yep, no more games
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nqrse: They say 70% of human body is made of H2O
nqrse: Well the other 30% of me wants2die
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sen_senra: Saw a guy at Starbucks today. No phone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there, drinking coffee
sen_senra: Like a psychopath
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Pusu_kun: Let's do something really scary!
kiyo_saiore: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts
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neru_sleep: Why haven't I seen it?
shima_s2: Why do you wanna see it?
neru_sleep: Because he's my best friend!
shima_s2: Again, why do you wanna see it?
neru_sleep: What if Soraru-san had an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him and all the remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and saying: "Sorry Mr. Police Sir, I can't help you, because, no, I haven't seen his penis," and boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave
shima_s2: Again, WHY do you wanna SEE IT?
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