kiyo_saiore: FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. Hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

Pusu_kun: That is a romantic purpose

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nqrse: Sometimes, when I'm really frustrated and need to clear my head, I just get into a golf cart and floor it around

nqrse: Speed limit's 8 km per hour, but I'll go 9 or 10

nqrse: I don't care

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sakatandao: Mario and Luigi are just funny little men and that's the tea

luzabs: Mario is a war criminal

sakatandao: Yeah but who isn't these days

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uratasama: Do you ever pull out your phone to check the time but you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock or am I just fucking stupid

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Nico_nico_Sou: You know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and you think omg did I shove a TV up my ass I can't remember

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kashitaro_ito: What the fuck is a straight person

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_amatsuki_: How do extroverts know when to leave a party if they don't have an introvert with them telling them it's time to go? Do they just stay and make eggs for everyone in the morning? Rent their guestroom? Marry into the family? I have so many questions

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96_neko: Therapy but there's an audience that laughs at you

soraruru: Dr. Phil

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neru_sleep: You can tell how someone's mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" when they're singing Bohemian Rhapsody

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uni_mafumafu: Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough

shima_s2: This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

Nico_nico_Sou: I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

shima_s2: BEAUTIFUL

luzabs: That's why I love English

kiyo_saiore: I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning

_amatsuki_: My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

soraruru: Why do these make some sense

syounen_t_sako: Because brains don't brain logically

oO0Eve0Oo: Brain do brain logically. But when English doesn't logic Englilshly, brain brains by itself to logic that English

uratasama: I hate that this makes sense