neru_sleep: I'm so proud of you

soraruru: Your approval means nothing to me

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kiyo_saiore: Hi, I'm here to ruin everything

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syounen_t_sako: I'm at the station

Pusu_kun: Have a safe trip

Pusu_kun: It's not like you can do anything about it though

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oO0Eve0Oo: Give me the old school love. Write me letters. Leave me random notes. Kiss my hands. Slow dance with me. Write a poem. Lie down with me on the grass. Read to me

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luzabs: I heard that you're putting garlic in your pants. Why?

kashitaro_ito: So Dracula won't eat my ass

luzabs: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?

kashitaro_ito: He won't, the garlic. Are you even listening?

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nqrse: Just found out that 51 is divisible by 17. I feel fucking sick I can't breathe

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shima_s2: Due to personal reasons, I don't believe anybody

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Nico_nico_Sou: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Eve's weird friend" on your phone??

uni_mafumafu: Your hair looks amazing today

Nico_nico_Sou: Answer the question

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sen_senra: I don't play hard to get. I play hard to get rid of

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96_neko: I need pizza, not boys

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sakatandao: Urata-san!

uratasama: What do you want this time?

sakatandao: You. Forever

uratasama: Oh

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_amatsuki_: I love you

kashitaro_ito: That's so gay of you

_amatsuki_: We're dating, you dipshit

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sen_senra: Was I really that drunk?

luzabs: The police were called because you were all so loud and when he asked for your name, you motioned to your face and said "google it, bitch"

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uratasama: I am so tired

shima_s2: Then go to sleep?

uratasama: Yeah but not like that