Incorrect Utaite [188]
uni_mafumafu: Do you ever just wanna gently place your hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
kashitaro_ito: Well, that took an unexpected turn
uni_mafumafu: So did their neck
Nico_nico_Sou: I'm dying
uni_mafumafu: So are they
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neru_sleep: Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
96_neko: Because he was a fucking racist, sexist, and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
neru_sleep: No, because he did nazi it coming
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syounen_t_sako: You know that moment when your friend laughs then you laugh and your laugh makes your friend laughs harder then you laugh harder because you hear your friend laughs harder and then
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sen_senra: That was an inconsequential argument
sakatandao: That's a big word. Haven't heard a word that big in a while
uratasama: Sausage's a big word for you, you fool
sakatandao: Two syllables sausages!
shima_s2: That's three syllables
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Nico_nico_Sou: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility
oO0Eve0Oo: Please tell me you're not going to taste test soaps again
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luzabs: Sorry I didn't respond I'm losing my fucking mind
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neru_sleep: Did you guys know you could overdose on potassium? That's bananas
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Pusu_kun: Fight me
nqrse: You can't even fight a cold
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soraruru: I prevented a murder today
syounen_t_sako: Really? That's amazing! How did you manage that?
soraruru: Self-control
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kiyo_saiore: Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you
_amatsuki_: Please seek help
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sakatandao: Why so sad, Neru-san? Remember, you can always be someone's reason to smile
soraruru: Yeah because he's a fucking joke
sakatandao: No
neru_sleep: F for me I guess
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Nico_nico_Sou: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
soraruru: What if you didn't?
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nqrse: So I'm bisexual, so what? It's real and it's a thing
nqrse: I mean, it's called LGBT for a reason and there's a B in there and it doesn't mean "badass"
nqrse: Okay, it kind of does, but it also means "bi"!
luzabs: All I asked was how your day was going, calm down
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_amatsuki_: I have to go to the store
syounen_t_sako: What? It's like 3 am
_amatsuki_: I don't have anything in the fridge and Kashitarou-san is trying to eat the mustard
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