Incorrect Utaite [189]
nqrse: No smart appliances in this house. Absolute fucking moron appliances only. My toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
nqrse: Don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch me to the police
oO0Eve0Oo: If I am somehow forced to own a smart appliance I will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
luzabs: Lobotomize your coffeemaker
shima_s2: I've been told to be smarter than the tools I work with and I don't intend to let them be smarter now
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uratasama: I'm throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up
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syounen_t_sako: They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away
syounen_t_sako: What if the doctor eats an apple a day?
kashitaro_ito: You just blew my fucking mind
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uni_mafumafu: Wow, it's already this time of the year?
uni_mafumafu: Time really flies when your life is falling apart
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neru_sleep: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes
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Pusu_kun: What could be giving you anxiety?
kiyo_saiore: Let's see. Every aspect of my life?
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soraruru: I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years now. So I guess this is just who I am
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sakatandao: I'm going to fill Luz-kun's room with rubber ducks
96_neko: No, you're not
sakatandao: Aww, c'mon you're no fun
96_neko: You're going to fill his room with REAL ducks. And geese, maybe some chickens too
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sen_senra: Fifty shades of tired
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Nico_nico_Sou: I just dropped a new single, it's me, I'm single
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sakatandao: I'm gay as in happy
uratasama: I'm gay as in gay and depressed
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syounen_t_sako: You never told a white lie to make somebody feel better?
96_neko: I only lie when someone's safety is at risk. Or when a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about the existence of Santa Claus
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Pusu_kun: Do you ever just wanna die?
Nico_nico_Sou: Yes, every of the time
Nico_nico_Sou: All the days
Nico_nico_Sou: Of time
Pusu_kun: Yeah, I had no idea what you just said
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kiyo_saiore: Bro, I will straight-up cry in public, please do not fuck with me
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