neru_sleep: My dad told me Santa wasn't real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here

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Pusu_kun: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to a church and stay there for a year?

nqrse: Send it to me

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_amatsuki_: I'm so jealous of you

kashitaro_ito: Why?

_amatsuki_: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine

_amatsuki_: Haha I'm so funny

@_amatsuki_ left the chatroom

kashitaro_ito: Wait, what?

kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki, you are my boyfriend

kashitaro_ito: OH YOU! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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uni_mafumafu: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket

soraruru: You should not be allowed outside I swear to god

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Nico_nico_Sou: I'm so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses

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96_neko: I will not even hesitate to strangle you

syounen_t_sako: Can you even reach my neck?

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uratasama: Sakata just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I NOT surprised? Don't you 'greater good' and 'trust me Urata-san', I wouldn't trust you with a plastic spoon! God I hate you

shima_s2: So long-distance fighting is a thing now

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sakatandao: What if mayonnaise came in cans

sen_senra: That would suck because you can't microwave metal...

luzabs: Good morning to everyone except these two people

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oO0Eve0Oo:   :(

kain2525: Turn that frown upside down

oO0Eve0Oo:   ):

kain2525: Listen here you little shit

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singing_rib: Bring cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dogs