Incorrect Utaite [72]
sakatandao: Is satan gay?
uratasama: No, he has a wife, Mrs. Claus
sakatandao: What
uratasama: What?
uratasama: OH
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soraruru: Things that will always sound sarcastic: Good for you, Thanks a lot, Yeah right, Nice to know, Wow, Way to go, Totally, Ok buddy
luzabs: Not if you say 'man' at the end
neru_sleep: Ok buddy man
luzabs: I might not have thought that last one through
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kashitaro_ito: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
_amatsuki_: and here we have a capitalist
syounen_t_sako: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
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kiyo_saiore: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I'm gonna go see why it isn't working
kogeinu: Touch my wifi you asshole and I won't be the one who's getting murdered tonight
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singing_rib: Okay, so here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang up mistletoe
luzabs: But instead of kissing, you gotta fight whoever else is underneath it
soraruru: We are not doing that
uni_mafumafu: MistleFoe
soraruru: Mafumafu, no
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shima_s2: I hope every guy who doesn't have a boyfriend gets one next year
sen_senra: Or maybe straight people exist
shima_s2: Ugh, don't remind me
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_amatsuki_: What's wrong with you?
96_neko: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature
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sakatandao: I DO WHAT I WANT!
sen_senra: I'm calling Uratan
sakatandao: No wait
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neru_sleep: Shooting starts are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
Nico_nico_Sou: Someone get me a young child I have a wisdom to pass on
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soraruru: My sister just confessed that she "thought reindeer were like unicorns mythological creatures we talk about around Christmas" until she was in her mid-twenties. Now she's re-evaluating everything
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