Incorrect Utaite [73]
kashitaro_ito: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
_amatsuki_: I have a list. It's alphabetized
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luzabs: I love you Mafu
uni_mafumafu: Wait, you mean as a friend, or in another way?
luzabs: Another way Mafu
uni_mafumafu: Do you mean as a brother?
luzabs: No, another way
uni_mafumafu: You mean as a cousin?
luzabs: Another way Mafu!
uni_mafumafu: As a pen pal?
luzabs: My chest hurts
soraruru: Now you know my suffering and struggle
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neru_sleep: When you say you're bi you mean bisexual right?
soraruru: Oh no you misunderstood, bi is short for bicycle. I am a bicycle because I just love the free feeling of riding at a moderate speed. Listen to my bell
soraruru: DiNg dInG MOTherfUckEr
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kiyo_saiore: I'll go live a mountaintop or something
kiyo_saiore: As long as there's good Wi-Fi
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uratasama: You look like my first husband
sakatandao: Wait, how many times have you been married?
uratasama: None, yet
sakatandao: Oh...
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nqrse: So violent movies make people violent. Gay movies turn kids gay. But I've seen the Harry Potter series 14 times and I have fucking yet to wingardium leviosa my way out of this bitch
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neru_sleep: Let Mafumafu-kun says fuck
uni_mafumafu: Neru-san please stop swearing
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ANKUosu: Name one thing you wished to be real but isn't
kradness55: My will to live
ANKUosu: I was thinking more along the line of talking dogs. Are you okay?
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singing_rib: I just texted myself to see if my texts were working
singing_rib: Forgot I texted myself. Received that message and then replied to myself with "who is this"
singing_rib: And then received that message two seconds later and was like "woah who is that"
singing_rib: Literally the stupidest thing I have ever done
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syounen_t_sako: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction
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