sakatandao: Urata-san please come to my house I need help

uratasama: I didn't see it happening, I won't take care of it

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kashitaro_ito: One day, I'm gonna get a dog that's a cross between a bulldog and a shitzu and y'all know what I'm going to call it

_amatsuki_: NO

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uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san what's your favorite type of pie?

soraruru: Cream pies. But only when they're from you

_amatsuki_: Uhhh

uni_mafumafu: But I've never given you a cream pie before

soraruru: Well you did

_amatsuki_: GUYS PLEASE EVERYONE CAN READ THIS

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neru_sleep: My laptop died and my phone died so I'm sending this text to you all with nothing but my brain powers

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uratasama: Shima-kun, about your neck yesterday... was that a hickey?

shima_s2: No, it was a mosquito bite

@sen_senra entered the chatroom

sen_senra: Hey guys

uratasama: Hey mosquito

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96_neko: Wedding dresses are so weird and fucked up, you spend thousands to buy a dress you will literally wear like once. Or twice if you decide to put it on when you have a breakdown and like ax murder your husband or whatever

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kashitaro_ito: Take a shower? Oh... do you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE?! No thanks

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syounen_t_sako: Yeah I'm into BDSM

syounen_t_sako: Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me

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neru_sleep: It's either I fucking love you or I love fucking you, there's no difference

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uni_mafumafu: So, what's your type, Luz-kun?

luzabs: Cute, white hair, brown eyes, dumb, funny, loves cat

uni_mafumafu: That kinda sounds like me, too bad I'm not a girl

luzabs: ...did I mention dumb?

uni_mafumafu: Yeah

luzabs: Okay, just making sure