uni_mafumafu: What could possibly be better than having a cat?

_amatsuki_: Having two cats?

uni_mafumafu: ...

uni_mafumafu: You're right!

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neru_sleep: Soraru-san got me a "get better soon" card

luzabs: That's nice of him

neru_sleep: I'm not sick, he just thought I could do better

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kashitaro_ito: What do we call a dude who is in love with another dude but he's not gay?

sakatandao: A bisexual?

shima_s2: A soon-to-be gay?

soraruru: Neru-san

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nqrse: What are some things that turn on?

_amatsuki_: Did you forget the word "you" or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

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singing_rib: I think I broke my armkle

soraruru: Your what?

oO0Eve0Oo: His wrist

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uni_mafumafu: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know

uni_mafumafu: I have a pet cat even tho I'm allergic to them. I would sometimes get sad and depressed

uni_mafumafu: Occasionally I commit first-degree murder

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kashitrao_ito: It's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks

luzabs: Why would I do that

kashitaro_ito: It's quick, it's easy and it's free

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sakatandao: I like you Urata-san

uratasama: I like you too buddy

sakatandao: I think you're really cute

uratasama: You're cute too buddy

sakatandao: I'm in love with you

uratasama: I'm in love with you too buddy

sakatandao: You cannot just say "buddy" everytime at the end. Either you see me as a friend, or you're suppressing feelings towards me

uratasama: FUCK I thought it was working

_amatsuki_: I thought you guys are dating?

uratasama: ...

sakatandao: Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot

_amatsuki_: HOW?!

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kiyo_saiore: We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries

kiyo_saiore: RUN BY

kiyo_saiore: CUNTS

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neru_sleep: AU where bones are called something slightly different

neru_sleep: *breaks leg* Argh, my boings!