kashitaro_ito: Today I will show you how to die

uratasama: ???

kashitaro_ito: ...your hair

uni_mafumafu: How to die

uratasama: No

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sakatandao: Soraru-san do you have any bags?

soraruru: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

sakatandao: A no would've been fine

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_amatsuki_: I use sarcasm because killing people is illegal

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Nico_nico_Sou: Why pass your exam when you can pass away

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neru_sleep: Remember kids: Rats are the Capri Sun of the vampire world

soraruru: Hi, what the FUCK does this mean

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kashitaro_ito: Turns out pizza boxes set on fire if you try to "warm your pizza up" in the oven. Surprised I have survived this long

luzabs: WHY WOULD YOU PUT CARDBOARD IN THE OVEN

kashitaro_ito: TOO HUNGRY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT

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neru_sleep: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers

nqrse: Please just say fuck

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shima_s2: Bitch I'm going uwu mode

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uni_mafumafu: Guys I'm literally so out of shape like Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me

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uratasama: "Bastard" is no contest the funniest curse word

sen_senra: It somehow implies that the most hideous thing you've done is exist