" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd Person POV:

*Legends. Stories scattered through time. Mankind has grown quite fond of recounting the exploits of heroes and villains, forgetting so easily that we are remnants, byproducts, of a forgotten past. Man, born from dust, was strong, wise, and resourceful. But he was born into an unforgiving world. An inevitable Darkness, creature of destruction. The creatures of Grimm set their sights on man, and all of his creations. These forces clashed, and it seemed the darkness was intent on returning man's brief existence to the void.*

*However, even the smallest spark of hope, is enough to ignite change and in time, man's passion, resourcefulness and ingenuity led them to the tools that would help even the odds. This power was appropriately named "Dust".*

*Nature's wrath in hand, man lit their way through the darkness, and in the shadow's absence, came strength, civilization, and most importantly, life. But even the most brilliant lights eventually flicker and die. And when they are gone... Darkness will return... So you may prepare your guardians. Build your monuments to a so-called free world. But take heed... There will be no victory in strength.*

???: But perhaps victory is in the simpler things that you've long forgotten; things that require a smaller, more honest soul.

*Okay, I ain't gonna lie to you. We all probably saw and read that intro a good hundred times already, so allow me to sum up the thing quickly*

Little girl wants big weapon catalogue in shop

Stylish-ass mafia boss shows up with gang of stylish-ass quadruplets, for some reason, guess that's how mafia works

All-mighty and all-powerful shopkeeper shows mercy on him

Dumbass henchman thinks it's a good idea to rob what clearly appears to be a main character

*Kicking_ass_with_big_ass_Transformer_Scythe.png*

"Hope you're ready for a revolution~ !!"

Mafia boss: Oh hell nah, i'm outta here bro.

Big-ass helicopter jet thing shows up, where was it even hiding ?

Two bad bitches show up, one on each side, fireballs are traded

Huntress: Watch out !

*VIOMP*

Girl: H- Huh... Hey what is this... ?

???: Swear to him, sending me all the way there to deal with his shit, whatev-

*B-TOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*But let's go back a few minutes, shall we ?*

Your POV:

"*Much grumbling and cussing*"

Mew: You... Seem like you're in a bad mood.

"How could I not ? Do you have any idea how inconvenient that was ?! I was getting all happy, looking forward for our one year of marriage, but nooooo, something had to show up, and of course who does the old man choose to send but me ! I already had the reservation done, for God... Well, for his sake !!"

Mew: I'm sure you'll find the time

"Well I better, Erza was looking forward to that custom-made giant strawberry cake way more than anyone else ! Why me ?!"

Mew: You know Gods usually can't interfere with mortal's matter. Being a hybrid, you're a very convenient way to slither around that rule.

"... ... That place better have some quality sweets I can take back as souvenir. Speaking of, you're not coming with, are you ?"

Mew: Nope. You're a big boy now, you're on your own. Just try not to risk too much this time.

"... Tch."

*VIOMP*

"Swear to him, sending me all the way there to deal with his shit, whatev-"

*B-TOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Huntress: What was that ?!

Girl: H- hey ! Are you alright ?!

"... ... ... Okay. That was the straw that breaks the camel's back. Your welcoming party's shit, SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ! WIND DRAGON, HURRICANE TWISTER !!"

Mafia boss: Huh ?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

*Distant CRASH*

"Bitch please."

Girl: That... That was amazing !! Can I have an autograph ?

Huntress: I hope you realize that your actions tonight will not be taken lightly, young lady. You put yourself and others in great danger.

'The hell am I doing here ?'

Girl: They started it !

Huntress: If it were up to me, you'd be sent home, with a pat on the back... And a slap on the wrist.

*SLAP*

Girl: Eek !

Huntress: But... There is someone here, who would like to meet you.

Mug-man: Ruby Rose... You... have silver eyes.

Ruby: U- Um...

Mug-man: So. Where did you learn to do this ?

Ruby: ... S- Signal Academy ?

Mug-man: They taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed ?

Ruby: W- Well, one teacher in particular...

Mug-man: I see...

Mug-man: It's just that I've only seen one other scythe-wielder of that skill before. A dusty old crow.

Ruby: Mmmm ! Thash muh unkull ! *Glups* Sorry, that's my uncle Crow ! He's a teacher at Signal. I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing. And now, i'm all like- Hooowaaah ! Witchaaaa ! Oooooo... !

Mug-man: So I've noticed. And what is an adorable girl such as yourself doing at a school designed to train warriors ?

Ruby: Well.. I want to be a Huntress.

Mug-man: You want to slay monsters ?

Ruby: Y- Yeah ! I only have two more years of training left at Signal, and then I'm going to apply to Beacon ! You see, my sister's starting there this year, and she's trying to become a huntress, and I'm trying to become a huntress 'cause I wanna help people. My parents always taught us to help others, so I thought "Hey, I might as well make a career out of it". I mean the police are alright, but Huntsman and Huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and really, gosh, you know !!

Huntress: ... ... ... ...

Mug-man: ... ... Do you know who I am ?

Ruby: You're professor Ozpin. You're the headmaster of Beacon.

Ozpin: Hello.

Ruby: Nice to meet you.

Ozpin: You want to come to my school ?

Ruby: More than anything.

Huntress: Hmph.

Ozpin: Well okay.

Huntress: Are you sure this is a wise idea ?

Ozpin: Time will tell. On the meantime, we could focus on the other matter at hand...

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

Huntress: ... ... ... *SLAP*

"H- Huh... Morning ? Oh, did you two finally remember my existence ? i'm flattered."

Ozpin: ... Glynda, could you leave us for a bit ? i'm afraid the matters we have to discuss here have to be in private.

Glynda: But... Very well...

Ozpin: ... ... ... So. How is the old man doing ?

"You're asking how an immortal, eternal and nearly omnipotent being is doing like you expect him to catch a cold or something. But he's doing fine. Maybe a bit too fine actually."

Ozpin: I see you still haven't let go of that rebellious phase, have you ?

"I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't know what your connections with him were like, but things have changed quite a bit. You're not talking to him anymore."

Ozpin: ... So he found a new vessel after all. Well, if you're here, I can only assume that it's related to that matter, is it ?

"Officially, I'm on reconnaissance duty. i'm supposed to observe the situation and not take any proactive actions... yet. So for now, all I need to do is keep a close eyes on things."

Ozpin: I might have a way to help you with that.

"... ... Hm ?"

Ozpin: I have a proposition for you...

Blondie: Oh, I can't believe my baby sister is going to Beacon with me ! This is the best day ever !

Ruby: Please stop...

Blondie: But i'm so proud of you !

Ruby: really, sis, it was nothing.

Blondie: What do you mean ? It was incredible ! Everyone at Beacon is going to think you're the Bee's knees !

Ruby: I- I don't want to be the "Bee's knees", okay ? I don't want to be any kind of knees ! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.

Blondie: ... What's with you ? Aren't you excited ?

Ruby: Of course i'm excited... ! I just... I got moved ahead two years... I don't want people to think i'm special or anything.

Blondie: But you are special.

TV: the robbery was let by nefarious criminal Roman Torchwick, who continues to evade authorities. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the Vale police Department. A strange meteorological phenomenon seem to have worked in his favor to have allowed him to escape this time...

"Hah, dammit. Not only did he survive, but they also saw it..."

Ruby: Gah ! D- Don't appear out of nowhere like that, you scared me !

Blondie: ... Ruby, who's that ?

Ruby: O- Oh ! He's the one I talked about, you know, the one who was all like "Get the hell out of my sight !" And then he blew them away like nothing !

Blondie: Oooooh... I see... well hello handsome, glad you could look after my sister~

"Sorry. Taken."

Blondie: Drat. that's always the same, all the good ones are taken. Well, the name's Yang. And the message's the same, thanks for looking after her.

"I was just passing by and took a fireball to the face. I didn't really look after her, I just had a lot of pent-up aggression to take off."

Glynda: Hello, and welcome to Beacon.

Yang: Who's that ?

"Someone very uptight."

Glynda: My name is Glynda Goodwitch.

Yang: Oh.

Glynda: You are among a privileged few who have received the honor of being selected to attend this prestigious academy. Our world is experiencing an incredible time of peace, and as future Huntsman and Huntresses, it is your duty to uphold it. You have demonstrated the courage needed for such a task, and now, it is our turn to provide you with the knowledge, and the training to protect our world.

Ruby: ... Wow ! Hey, look ! You can see Signal from up here !

Yang: I guess home isn't too far after all. beacon's our home now

"... For you, that is... Can't believe I let Ozpin drag me into this..."

Ruby: Huh ? What do you mean ? Oh, Are you gonna go to Beacon with us ?!

"Why do you think I boarded this plane in the first place ? The coffee here is atrocious, and I don't know you enough to feel obligated to see you off."

Boy: Urk... Blurgh... Hnnnnngh !

Yang: Well, I guess the view isn't for everyone...

Ruby: It was a nice moment while it lasted. I wonder who we're gonna meet... I just hope they're better than "Vomit boy".

"Ahhh... Now I feel just at home. The sound of someone barfing on a vehicle."

Ruby: Oh, Yang, gross ! You have puke on your shoe !

Yang: Gross gross gross gross !

Ruby: Get away get away ! Get away from me ! Get away from me !

"... I can already feel a whooooooooole lot of trouble heading my way..."