Roman: Why on earth is it so.. DARK in here?!

Patton: I may have not paid the bills...

*Virgil walks out wearing a black and purple cloak*

Virgil: I summoned a demon, it should be here right about...-

Roman: Cool!-Wait... A DEMON?!

Virgil: Now.

*A demon flies downstairs and Virgil smiles*

Roman: Fuck!! *pulls out his sword trying to stab the demon*

Patton: We can be f-friends!! Wait wait wait, I need my thread. *Patton starts to make friendship bracelets*

*The demon stands by Virgil*

Virgil(coming up with the most demonic name he could think of):  His name is Abaddon 

Roman: But it still a demon!!!

Logan(disappointed): Virgil, I told you not to summon the demon... *pushes up his glasses*

Virgil(smirking): And yet here he is.

Roman: I must protect my Gothic prince from the demon!! 

The Demon(Abaddon): You're gay??!!

Virgil(evil): You say one more thing about me being gay I will force you back into that portal so fast you won't even know what hit you.

Patton(holding up friendship bracelets;smiling shakily): The bracelets are done!!! 

Logan: I'm about to get in the car and drive off, anyone can ride along

*Remus runs downstairs, pressing himself against the demon*

Remus(nasty trash man): You can ride me, Daddy~ (I had to look this one up, I know nothing 18+ XD)

Roman(sighing;cringing): Why am I related to you?

Remus(running over to Roman and hugging him): You love me, Bro!! 

Roman: Love you too, bro...

Virgil: Aww sweet in a sort of... Awkward situation. 

Deceit(chilling on the stairs;eating popcorn): Man I love these guys.

Virgil;the demon;Remus(in unison): Let's start a riot in Hell!! 

Logan;Patton;Remus(in unison): NOOOOO!