*Virgil, the demon, and Remus all appear in Hell*

Remus: How did you even get us here?!!

Virgil(smirking): The power of Voodoo.

*The others appear only to see, Remus trying to have sex with random demons, the summoned Demon backing away, and Virgil searching for Satan*

Roman: Honey!! I think it's time to leave!! 

Virgil: Nah, I'm finding Satan.

Logan: That is highly unlikely- *looks around* Where did he go?

Remus(hugging a demon's leg): He wasn't even there, that was a shapeshifter.

Patton: MA CHILD IS MISSING?!!! 

Logan(patting Patton's shoulder): Honey...

Patton: I'M NOT RESTING UNTIL I FIND MA CHILD-

*Satan suddenly runs past them, looking scared*

Roman: What the hell..? 

Remus(running after Satan): Satan!! I wanna be fucked by you!!

Virgil(taps Roman's shoulder from behind): Hey Princey~

*Roman lets out a girly scream*

*They all turn around and see Virgil with a fire crown above his head, a purple demon tail*

Virgil(smirking): I'm Satan now, bitches!