Crowfeather:DAMNIT MY PHONE IS BROKE*goes to a phone shop* is it going to be okay?

Dirtstripe(Darkstripe)the dirtbag:you are going to have to buy a new one

Crowfeather:how much will it cost?

Dirtstripe the dirtbag: 800 pieces of dovehearts, 600 turtle toungs, 900 pieces of crowfood and 1,000,000 grains of sand

Crowfeather:NOOOOOOOO

Harry-Potter-The-Cat:*appears*Phone-Fixo-patterenis*fixes phone with a spell from the wand*

Crowfeather:YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!*walks off*

Dirtstripe the dirtbag:WAIT MABY YOU COULD GET A NEW PHONE CORD?!

Crowfeather:nu, you f*ck-tard*walks off*

Dirtstripe the dirtbag: DAMN IT!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!? I HAVEN'T SOLD ANYTHING FOR 6 MONTHS! WHHHYYYY!!!!????

Harry-Potter-The-Cat:*whispers in an accent* I can talk to snakes

Hey guys and girls and other peeps! Once again, give feedback! I need to know how I can improve these spoofs and such, oh and I will make a 'create a warrior cat to be in my spoofs' kind of thing so yeah bye bye