Harry-Potter-The-Cat:I CAN TALK TO SNAKESSSS!!!!!

Dude:dude what's wrong with him?

Neonfart:his head kinda got decapitated so now he acts like he's drunk

Harry-Potter-The-Cat:*rushes over to Dude and Neonfart*I can talk to snakes

Dude:SUUURREEEE you can dude

Random-cat-from-the-sidelines-with-a-broom:*walking with a broom in his paw*

Harry-Potter-The-Cat:*takes away the broom and tries to fly like a which*BROOMEO-PROTRONIS!

Dude:Dude he is seriously drunk

Random-cat-from-the-sidelines-that-used-to-have-a-broom:THAT BROOM WAS MY GRANDMA'S YOU PIECE OF ONION-CRAP!

I dono if you guys liked this or not but let meh know.