DreamClan Comes To Simba's Ceremony

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This spoof contains spoilers for The Lion King!! If you don't want to know how the Lion King goes..... DON'T READ THE SPOOF!!!

~Stormy

Stormyheart: Ladeedaaaa, my kits have become apprentices, I'm not a queen anymore, I'm on my first patrol for moons, lalalaaaaaaaaaa-

Tigerreed: Yep, we're all happy for ya!

Shadeleap: Oooooh!!!! Look at all the herbs around us!!!

Puddlestar: Look at the grubs all over the place! Grubs have NEVER been so abundant! *grabs magnifying glass and looks at them all*

Cloverstar: Look, there's a huge rock ahead!!

Sweetlight: So many moving animals..... WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?

A elephant nearly steps on DreamClan, while the run in circles.

Newtspark: Where the StarClan are we...

Hawkmask: Wow! Look at the sun!!

Brooksnout: It's so pretty... *wipes tear from eye*

A gazelle goes bounding across their path, while the sun rises in a very dramatic manner.

Random Animal: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba 

Stormyheart: *translates* There comes a lion

Animal: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama 

Stormyheart: Oh yes, it's a lion

Animal: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba 

Stormyheart: There comes a lion

Animal: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama 

Stormyheart: Oh yes, it's a lion

DreamClan: *stares at Stormyheart*

Rainsplash: What? It's Zulu!

Tigerreed: I thought you knew Swahili..

Cloverstar: Well, we should follow these animals to see where they are going. It seems important.

DreamClan: *follows the parade of animals, and sees the lions on top of Pride Rock.*

Tigerreed: HOLY STARCLAN ITS LIONCLAN!!! *bows*

Cloverstar: No, Tigerreed! It's SIMBAAAA!!!!!

Puddlestar: The reason why twolegs raised their kittypets in the air during the 90's!

Rafiki: *raises Simba into the air*

Animal: THE CIRRRRCCLLEEEE OFFF LIFEEEE!!!!

Sky: *parts to let beam of sunlight shine onto Simba*

Animals: *Bow*

Tigerreed: ALL HAIL LIONCLAN!!

Elephant that nearly trampled them earlier: You are showing disrespect to the Royal Family!

Animals: *glare* BOW!!!

Hawkmask: But... Mufasa, what's the point of this? You're going to die soon because Scar is going to kill you, Simba is going to run off to the jungle because Scar is going to convince him that he killed you, and will meet a random warthog and meerkat, and will become some random lion who won't know who he is!! Until he becomes a mary-sue and saves everyone later..

Animals and Royal Family: :O

Scar: -_- There goes my brilliant plan. HYENAS, ATTACK THESE CATS!!!

Hyenas: YAY FOOD!! *chases DreamClan*

DreamClan: :O!!! *runs and somehow magically appear in DreamClan Camp*

Sweetlight: That...*sniffle*  just ruined the Lion King for me!!! Now Simba will never learn Hakuna Matata!!!!!

Stormyheart: *pats Sweetlight*

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