Picklez: Hey guys! *peeks at calendar*
Sweet: What is it, Picklez?
Clover: *glances up from gobbling down a bowl of oatmeal with her face* *swallows bowl and clears throat* Yes?
Picklez: Guess what night it is!
Clover: *thinking face* National Night Out!
Sweet: Christmas Eve!
Clover: Mew Years Eve!
Sweet: Easter Eve!
Clover: Halloween night!
Sweet: Thanksgi--
Picklez: NO.
Sweet&Clover: 0.0
Picklez: Its... *slowly holds up calendar*
Sweet&Clover: *squeals* KARAOKE NIIIIIIIIITE!
All 3: *fangirlish screams and squeals and shrieks*
ONE HOUR LATER...
Picklez: EHHHH...*pants* ...ehhhhhh...
Clover: *pants* ayyyyyye... *pants* ...ayyyyyyyeeee...
Sweet: *pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant* HACK *coughs*
Picklez: *takes deep breath in* Well, let's get to work! Sweet, gather the Dreamies! Clover, get the decor!
Clover: What about you?
Picklez: I'm gonna set up the computer for our karaoke night. *opens laptop and starts playing Animal Jam*
Sweet: *raises eyebrow* Thepicklelord43?
Picklez: *slams laptop shut* You're still here?
Clover: *sighs* Get working, Picklez.
Picklez: Fine, fine. *grumbles and logs out of AJ*
Sweet&Clover: *leaves*
ONE HOUR LATER
Puddle: Welcome, Dreamies, to our annual ONE ON ONE ON ONE KARAOKE CONTEST! This year, featuring one of our very own leaders, Clover, and Sweet and Picklez!
Dreamies: *cheer*
Puddle: The first song will be...*checks paper* Shut Up and Dance, with Sweet starting!
Sweet: :D
Picklez: *whispering into her ear* First is the worst!
Sweet: :( *walks up onto stage*
THE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY
Sweet: *whispering* shut up and dance with me with woman is my destiny she said oooohoooohooo shut up and dance with me *starts singing faster than the beat* dont you dare look back just keep your eyes on me I said you're holding back and said shut up and dance with me this woman is my destiny...
Puddle: SPEAK UP CHILD.
Sweet: MEANIE! :'( *runs away crying*
Puddle: Um, next is Picklez...?
Picklez: *starts singing in super screechy voice* OH DONT YOU DARE LOOK BAAAAAACK JUST KEEHEEEP YOHOR EYES ON MEHEHEEEEEE
Puddle: AGH! STAHP!
Picklez: Meanie! *runs away crying*
Clover: MY TURN! *pushes Puddle aside and starts singing at the top of her lungs so horribly that this spoof cannot even describe how everyone's ears felt*
Dreamies: *run away screaming, covering their ears*
Clover: *stops* was it something I said?
Puddle: *passed out from the terribleness*
Clover: I WIN! *sashays away with her paws on her hips like fab*
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THE END!
Nah, Sweet and Clover, I'm sure you guys aren't terrible singers :3
HECK YEA BABIES
PICKLEZ IS BACK
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