Scourge: *Randomly attacking cats*

Bone: *Getting attacked by random cats*

Scourge: *sees Bone* NO! DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND! *kills all the cats*

Bone: Wow.

Scourge: That'll show them.

Bone: But, like, I'm not your girlfriend.

Scourge: ...

Bone: I'm like, not even a girl. And I can, like, kill my own cats.

Scourge: *bursts into tears* My girlfriend doesn't love me! *runs away crying*

Firestar: *randomly watching* He has problems.

Bone: Like, tell me about it.

Firestar: Can you believe he's my half-brother?

Bone: What? No! You're nothing like him.

Firestar: Ikr. Friends? *holds out paw to shake on it*

Scourge: NO! DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!

Birchfall: *graffitiing random trees*